07/16/2026
I'm so Fing PI**ED ... had to leave the house to run to the freakin store to pick up some food. I return to the house. There are 4 police cars and 6 police officers in my HOUSE . Front door has been KNOCKED off the HINGES; S**T EVERYWHERE, and apparently they were LOOKING for SOMETHING. I'm stuck outside with this absolute fing as***le of an officer and the others are inside searching through everything, even through my laundry basket. They checked my closet, under my mattress. They tore everything apart. I'm flipping the f out as I'm trying figure out what's going on. I asked if they had a search warrant, and if I could see it. The cop in my bedroom yells, "Where did you hide it?! We know it's here! We are searching." Then I yell back, "If I had an idea of what THE F you're EVEN looking for sir, maybe THEN I could HELP!" He shoots me the "You wanna go to jail?" look, so I shut up and watch one of the other police officers look down at his phone.Then he shouts, "Guys Stop! Hold on. We're in the wrong house! The fu***ng pokemon is next door!"
If you fell for this, like I did, feel free to c&p and put it to your own s**t... 🤣
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