Scoots Hire

17/04/2026

🚨 IMPORTANT LOCAL ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
If your scooter suddenly starts steering itself towards Yaxham Waters tonight… it’s not broken.
It’s just following the smell of BURGERS & LOADED FRIES 🍔🍟😏
Our mates over at Yaxham Waters Holiday Park are welcoming Zak’s On The Road for the very first time today!
🗓 Friday 17th April
⏰ 5pm – 8pm
📍 Just next door at Yaxham Waters
Proper comfort food, shakes, burgers, fries… basically all the things that make standing next to scooters even better 🤤
🎉 Open to everyone – guests, visitors, hungry mechanics, and passing snack hunters.
We’ll see you there… probably with greasy fingers 👀🙌

15/04/2026

We are experiencing technical difficulties with our phone lines being temporarily down.

Please bear with us whilst we rectify this issue, thank you in advance.

14/04/2026

This is NOT a drill… 🚨🍔
A new food vendor is rolling into Yaxham Waters this Friday and our scooters are already revving up.
📅 Friday 17th April
⏰ 5:00–8:00pm
🍔 Zak’s On The Road
Perfect excuse to scoot over, grab some comfort food and roll back happy 😋
(Open to visitors too, so no excuses!)

06/04/2026

😂 Big Thanks to Our Sweet‑Toothed Neighbours! 🍦
A massive shoutout to our lovely neighbours at Yaxham Waters for letting us spread the word about AbFab’s Sweet Treats rolling in on Monday!
We promise we’re only sharing this because:
1️⃣ We care about community spirit
2️⃣ We believe in supporting local businesses
3️⃣ …and definitely not because the Scoots Hire team will be first in line for waffle sticks. Absolutely not. No way. 👀
See you all there — we’ll be the ones pretending we’re “just passing by.” 😅🍭🚚

✨ AbFab’s Sweet Treats is rolling into Yaxham Waters! ✨

Join us Monday 6th April, 5–8pm for fresh waffle sticks, fun sweet treats, and delicious goodies for all ages.

Look out for the sweet‑treats truck — you won’t want to miss this sugar fix! 🍭🚚🍦

04/04/2026

🥔🚨 SILLY SCOOTS REMINDER! 🚨🥔
Oi oi, Yaxham Waters! It’s your friendly neighbourhood wheel‑wranglers at Scoots Hire here 👋😄
Just a heads‑up that the mighty Zaket Potato Pop‑Up is landing on site TODAY, Saturday 4th April, 5–8pm!
If you smell deliciousness drifting across the park…
No, it’s not one of our scooters overheating — it’s the potatoes. Glorious, glorious potatoes. 😌🔥🥔
Roll, scoot or wobble your way over and grab something tasty!
We’ll be here pretending we’re not first in the queue. 😅

📣 Reminder!

We’re popping up at Yaxham Waters Holiday Park (NR19 1RF) TODAY, Saturday 4th April! 🎉

🥔 Zaket Potato Special Event Pop‑Up
⏰ 5pm – 8pm

Come grab your favourites while we’re there — see you soon! 🙌

02/04/2026

Happy Easter to all of Scoots Hire's followers, our Easter opening hours are:
Friday 03/04/26: Closed
Saturday 04/04/26: Closed
Sunday 05/04/26: Closed
Monday 06/04/26: Closed

We re-open on Tuesday 07/04/2026

02/04/2026

🚨🥔 BREAKING NEWS FROM SCOOTS HQ 🥔🚨

Following a full and thorough investigation (aka… we were being nosy), we can confirm that Zaket Potato are rolling back into Yaxham Waters Holiday Park this Saturday 4th April, 5–8 PM!
Last time they caused:

✅ Excessive drooling
✅ Happy campers
✅ An outbreak of “just one more topping” syndrome

We at Scoots Hire fully endorse this potato-based chaos and encourage everyone to attend before we eat the lot ourselves. You have been warned. 😆🔥

🥔✨ Potato lovers, assemble! ✨🥔

Following the success of their last visit, we’re excited to welcome Zaket Potato back to Yaxham Waters Holiday Park this Saturday 4th April! 🎉🥔
Come along and enjoy their amazing loaded jacket potatoes from 5–8 PM.
Don’t miss it — they went down a treat last time!

30/03/2026

🚨 Friendly Competition Alert! 🚨

Since AbFab’s Sweet Treats are rolling into Yaxham Waters tonight (5pm–8pm)…

Scoots Hire would like to know:

👉 Who can get to the dessert van the fastest?

A) Kids on their holiday-energy zoomies 🐰⚡
B) Adults who heard the words “waffle” and “Eton mess”
C) Someone brave enough to hire a scooter and make it really competitive 😎🛴

We’re not saying speed is everything…

…but if there was a medal for “Fastest Waffle Retrieval,” we’d definitely sponsor it. 🥇🧇

Pop down, grab something sweet, and let us know who won the race! 🚀✨

28/03/2026

🌟 Option 1:
If you needed a sign to join the Great Potato Queue of 2026… this is it. See you in line.
🥔 Option 2:
Already drooling. Already planning my filling. Already walking over.
😄 Option 3:
Sharing because potatoes this good deserve public appreciation.
🔥 Option 4:
If you hear cheering, it’s just us celebrating every time the queue gets longer.
🤤 Option 5:
BRB, joining the queue before it becomes a Norfolk landmark.