APC Garage Unit 26

13/10/2026

You know how much I’ve spent on my fu***ng RS6? 😂

Parts alone, even with my discounts… about £7,000.

And if I was charging the labour properly? £17,000.
Yeah. Seventeen fu***ng grand. And that’s cheap. 🤣

This is why “just modify it a bit” is dangerous.

12/10/2026

11/10/2026

This is the kind of Mini I actually like seeing. 😂

One owner from new and it is stupidly clean underneath. No crusty s**t, no bodges, no horror show waiting for us.

Just a few maintenance bits — intake pipe, rocker cover, bushes, caliper, steering hoses — and back on the road.

Honestly, I’ve seen newer cars in worse fu***ng condition. 😆

09/10/2026

Friday, sun’s out, God’s looking after us… and I’m sweating my bo****ks off doing fu***ng locking wheel nuts. 😂

Forget the gym — ten minutes of this s**t and I’ve lost 10lb. Then burn the hairs off your legs for free. 🤣

Beautiful day at APC. Absolute professionalism as always. 👌😂

08/10/2026

So apparently AI can build a track car now. What the f**k. 😂

This E46 330Ci is being built for a YouTube series, with AI basically calling the shots on what gets done to it.

Parts, setup, mods… all decided with AI involved.

Could be genius. Could be an absolute fu***ng disaster. Either way, we’re here for it. 🤣

07/10/2026

Diet starts Monday. Until then, negative calories. 😂

Apparently if you eat one Twix you actually lose weight. Science. Been told. 🤷‍♂️🤣

Don’t fu***ng argue with me, I’m basically a nutritionist now.

06/10/2026

DPF job. Easy, yeah? Course it fu***ng isn’t. 😂

One bolt buried where no normal human hand can reach, no room for tools, so now we’re loosening half the bastard underneath just to get it out.

Lovely design. Absolutely fu***ng lovely. 🤦‍♂️🤣

At least we found the problem.

05/10/2026

Who designed this fu***ng gap? 😂

Getting the Z4 off the lift with about half an inch to play with.

Nice and easy… if you’ve got the turning circle of a forklift and nerves of steel. 🤦‍♂️

04/10/2026

Wet belts. What a fu***ng brilliant idea. 😂

Belt coating coming off, crap going where it shouldn’t, vacuum pump damaged… lovely little chain reaction of bulls**t. 🤦‍♂️

So now it all comes apart, gets cleaned properly, damaged bits replaced and we make sure the bastard is right before it leaves.

03/10/2026

Where the f**k is the 10mm? 😂

Every garage has about 400 sockets… and somehow the one you actually need has f**ked off.

Probably living behind a toolbox with the other 27 we’ve lost this year. 🤦‍♂️