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Sladeweld Bespoke Metal Creations,
Please DM me with your business inquiries 🤝 Bespoke metal creations & unique metal artwork
Enquiries & commissions are most welcome.

Stood staring into the middle distance.. between welds I’m imagining RW Kulu interchanging with Kudus in the 10, Marmous...
02/09/2026

Stood staring into the middle distance..
between welds I’m imagining RW Kulu interchanging with Kudus in the 10, Marmoush shooting from all angles, Savio tying the opposing RB in knots,
Fernandez and Tonali patrolling midfield all backed up by a classy if not impenetrable defence and behind all that one of Europes best young keepers..
picture it.. mustn’t Grumble.
👨🏻‍🏭☕️


I’ve got plenty of patience for De Zerbi and his team to settle and gel, I’m still VERY excited and optimistic for the s...
30/08/2026

I’ve got plenty of patience for De Zerbi and his team to settle and gel, I’m still VERY excited and optimistic for the season ahead.. I have to be.. I can’t be surrounded by cockerels all day every day and dwell on the current negatives, I’d get bitter and twisted.
Get the lads who wanna leave gone ⏳
Finish our own spending spree ⏳
Window shuts ⏳
Squad solidifies ⏳
Results follow⏳
Days are filled with happiness, laughter and Joy.

The End

Right, 1st half was decent, both Dutch lads benefit from a dominant partner though .Our midfield wouldn’t work without B...
29/08/2026

Right, 1st half was decent, both Dutch lads benefit from a dominant partner though .
Our midfield wouldn’t work without Bentancur, Marmoush and Tonali both need to get up to 💯 fitness , Porro isn’t a winger and Tel maybe is brilliant or maybe isn’t the messiah… we go again

Back in the promised land of sausage rolls.. apparently there’s a game going on?
29/08/2026

Back in the promised land of sausage rolls.. apparently there’s a game going on?

Little bit of early morning work before heading home to remind my family I exist for a couple of hours and then getting ...
29/08/2026

Little bit of early morning work before heading home to remind my family I exist for a couple of hours and then getting myself up to N17 for a game of football 😬


🙌

My largest cockerel fire pit to date is almost finished and good Ghod it IS HEAVY.Much larger bowl on this, in fact ligh...
27/08/2026

My largest cockerel fire pit to date is almost finished and good Ghod it IS HEAVY.
Much larger bowl on this, in fact lighting this one might be worthy of a government text alert 🚨
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As always

I actually enjoyed watching my team play football last night, I’d forgotten what that felt like.The weekend will be 💯 to...
27/08/2026

I actually enjoyed watching my team play football last night, I’d forgotten what that felt like.
The weekend will be 💯 tougher but I’m buzzing to be going.
Grab a few pints, a Hewlett-Packard jersey and a sausage roll, cheering, Jeering, Feeling of belonging, I can’t wait! 😬

Finally rustled up a prototype Witham Town fire pit, it’s cool, I like it 🤔 Definitely needs a fire test 😬(Yes I’ll be c...
25/08/2026

Finally rustled up a prototype Witham Town fire pit,
it’s cool, I like it 🤔
Definitely needs a fire test 😬
(Yes I’ll be careful mr Government sir)



5 years ago TODAY!! 5 years ago I made me and my son a cockerel fire pit,Somebody shared it,My socials went media went a...
22/08/2026

5 years ago TODAY!!
5 years ago I made me and my son a cockerel fire pit,
Somebody shared it,
My socials went media went absolutely crazy,
Amongst my first ten customers were the club itself,
5 years on I’m still making them 🤯
The design has changed but the passion is just as 🔥
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New season starting, good luck everyone!
As always 🙌

sigh.. hold still mr Maddison, I’ll have this off you in a jiffy.🫤
21/08/2026

sigh.. hold still mr Maddison, I’ll have this off you in a jiffy.
🫤

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