Revved Up & Ridiculous

07/15/2026

You know, if it wasn’t for b***s and cool trucks…

Life sure would suck..

07/14/2026

Life lesson #60:

If someone tries to pass you, stomp on the gas.
You can’t let another driver think they’re more dominant than you

07/11/2026

You know… I remember a time where I was too broke to go out and do fun sh*t…
I’m still that broke, that’s why I remember it so well.

07/10/2026

I've reached the age where if I can't find a parking spot within a minute at an event, that's enough reason for me to turn around and go home.

07/08/2026

When I have a bad day at work, I do weird sh*t like drive the speed limit without any music playing.

07/07/2026

07/07/2026

I've experienced no greater stress than accidentally blocking an intersection while everyone stares at me with pure hatred.

07/04/2026

Dear kids pumping your arm to have me toot my semi's horn: We enjoy that just as much as you…
Never stop.

- a semi truck driver