02/06/2026
🚫 7 things that should be illegal in every garage:
1. The sentence “My mate can do it cheaper.”
2. Needing it fixed today after ignoring it for 8 months
3. “I’ll just wait…” for a 6-hour job
4. Engineers who put one bolt behind three other components
5. Arriving with no fuel
6. Asking for an update 15 minutes after dropping it off
7. The apprentice borrowing your 10mm … in fact anything (where does it go??!)
Mechanics, what did we miss?