Alfs Mobile Detailing

Alfs Mobile Detailing The Finest Detailing/Valeting Mobile Detailing Service covering Sussex.
20 years experience

03/06/2026

20-year-old hearse... being polished in a garage that's somehow hotter than the weather outside šŸ„µ

Halfway through I wasn't sure whether I was restoring the paintwork or being slowly embalmed myself šŸ˜­šŸ’€

Worth it though... look at that shine āœØ

29/05/2026

Customer said she'd be back at 3pm... it's now 3:30pm and I'm out here detailing an invisible car šŸ˜­

Good job she's one of my best customers...

28/05/2026

Bird mess on the car? Annoying.
Removing it with a brillo pad? Criminal šŸ˜­

This polish job wasnā€™t even booked in, but after the wash those scratched patches were screaming for help šŸ’€

Couldnā€™t leave it looking like thatā€¦ so out came the polisher āœØ

25/05/2026

31 degree heatā€¦ and a motorhome the size of a small country ā˜€ļøšŸ„µ

But if I say Iā€™m turning up, Iā€™m turning up.
Rain, heatwave, freezing coldā€”itā€™s getting done regardless šŸ’Ŗ

Safe to say I melted before the dirt did šŸ˜­āœØ

18/05/2026

Cloudy yellow headlights = failed MOT waiting to happen šŸ˜­

Instead of replacing them for silly money, a proper restoration brought them back to life āœØ

Clearer lights, safer driving, MOT passedā€¦ and a fraction of the cost of new headlights šŸ’°

12/05/2026

Today was about getting a car to reach its full potential after coming back from the paintshop, this extra effort was a must before returning it to the owner

07/05/2026

Fresh from the dealershipā€¦ straight here for the ceramic coating it shouldā€™ve had in the first place āœØ

Main dealer prices are wild considering most barely have time to wash it properly šŸ˜­

Proper prep, proper coating, proper protection ā€” and still nowhere near dealership money šŸ’€

29/04/2026

Weekly detailā€¦ whether it needs it or not šŸš—āœØ

45 miles each way just to keep it spotlessā€”and honestly, it usually already is šŸ˜…

Some call it overkillā€¦ I call it commitment to the clean šŸ§¼

28/04/2026

Opened the door and got hit with a ni****ne time capsule šŸ˜·

Everything was tintedā€¦ dash, headliner, even the air felt yellow šŸ˜­

One deep clean later and itā€™s gone from ā€œsmokerā€™s loungeā€ to ā€œfresh startā€ real quick āœØ

26/04/2026

The wipers had a rainforest around them šŸŒæ

Lifted them up and it was just layers of leaves packed in like Jumanji had moved in šŸ˜­

Had to clear the jungle before I could even start the detailā€¦ back to civilisation now āœØ

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Bexhill

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Monday 9am - 5pm
Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 5pm
Saturday 9am - 5pm

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+447762754049

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