NoNos Performance

NoNos Performance We are a workshop specialising in the BMW brand. We provide vehicle repair services and performance upgrades to all major brands.

Our services include routine maintenance, diagnostics, turbo upgrades, software tuning, hardware upgrades and much more.

13/03/2026

What a way to start the weekend, with our bespoke S55 Downpipes and Mid pipes fitted to this beautiful M2 Comp who said S55 cant sound good. Contact Ryan for all your repairs maintenance and performance upgrades on 0798918396
m4 m4f82 s55 exhaust downpipe midpipe

Headline: 💔 Valentines Day is over. Time to spoil your real loved one.​Give your BMW the gift it actually wants: the ult...
17/02/2026

Headline: 💔 Valentines Day is over. Time to spoil your real loved one.
​Give your BMW the gift it actually wants: the ultimate gearbox transformation with xHP Flashtool. Unlock the true potential of your ZF 8-Speed and experience lightning-fast shifts and improved driveability.
​🔥 EXCLUSIVE OFFER: Limited to the first 5 customers!
​F-Series: R4,500
​G-Series: R6,500
​Stop settling for factory restrictions. Unlock the performance you paid for.
​📞 Contact Ryan at NoNos Performance
📱 0798918396
📍 Contact us for enquiries!

Billet stainless steel Collector just arrived for another Big turbo B58 build, watch this space something interesting co...
06/02/2026

Billet stainless steel Collector just arrived for another Big turbo B58 build, watch this space something interesting coming. Contact Ryan for all your repairs maintenance and performance needs on 0798918396

NoNos Performance 101MM B58 Downpipe getting shipped to KZN, fabricated in house and finished off with high heat exhaust...
12/01/2026

NoNos Performance 101MM B58 Downpipe getting shipped to KZN, fabricated in house and finished off with high heat exhaust wrap. Contact Ryan for all your service, repairs and performance needs on 0798918396

Last chance to unleash your BMW Gearbox true potential with the state of the art XHP 6speed, 7 speed and 8 speed 8HP gea...
03/12/2025

Last chance to unleash your BMW Gearbox true potential with the state of the art XHP 6speed, 7 speed and 8 speed 8HP gearbox tune offers Valid till 10 of December 2025.
come on even your BMW needs a Christmas present to🎄🎄
Contact Ryan for pricing on 0798918396

06/11/2025

Here’s a quick breakdown on what we did to this awesome 330i G series, with its impressive gains😎🤯
If you interested in adding some of that NoNos spice to your car give us a DM or message us at (079) 891-8396 for an enquirer

30/10/2025

kit installed in house at NoNos Performance, on a BMW 340i.
Slick and hidden from view

23/10/2025

Custom Exhaust system built in house on this well maintained Porsche Cayman. Bringing out the pure sound of this N/A flat 6.

NoNos Hall of Fame for some of the Fastest 100 to 200 in SA from the Amazing B58 Gen 1 on a few different set ups. We ha...
10/10/2025

NoNos Hall of Fame for some of the Fastest 100 to 200 in SA from the Amazing B58 Gen 1 on a few different set ups. We have been developing this platform for years, lets take it back 6 years ago when there were no off the shelf E50 maps no off the shelf big turbo kits, only small hybrids being developed. Things weren’t as easy back then as they are now, there is pretty much a recipe for all types of builds and many off the shelf products, but thats the beauty of it we been developing this platform for so long we were part of such research working with a few well known overseas shops. So lets just take a moment to appreciate the amazing numbers produced by our loyal clients, breaking a few records but the best and most amazing part of it all is we have broken many records but we have NEVER… broken any motors to date, let that sink in abit.
We believe in reliability and power can go together.

Proudly built by NoNos Performance
For all enquiries please contact Ryan on 0798918396

06/10/2025

BMW 435i downpipe and stage 1 tune. All done in house❗️❗️

🛑❗️another highway machine❗️🛑We just love when a build comes together. When brett came in he had a goal in mind, not to ...
03/10/2025

🛑❗️another highway machine❗️🛑
We just love when a build comes together. When brett came in he had a goal in mind, not to be the fastest not to go out and run 1/4 mile time. What he asked for was to have fast, reliable highway machine and we achieved just that. Proud to say we surpassed his expectations by running a 4.93 100 to 200 and proud to say built by NoNos Performance.

For all your Services, Repairs and Performance upgrades please contact us or Ryan directly on 0798918396 let’s make your dreams a reality.

Address

Fabriek Street
Randburg
2194

Opening Hours

Monday 08:00 - 17:00
Tuesday 08:00 - 17:00
Wednesday 08:00 - 17:00
Thursday 08:00 - 17:00
Friday 08:00 - 17:00

Telephone

+27798918396

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