10/10/2026
😂🔥 ROAST CHALLENGE— MICKAYLA 🔥😂
Buckle up… this one is a long one. 😭🤣
We’re taking you on a long ride with this one, because Mickayla has given us WAY too much material to work with. 💀🔥
Then we have Mickayla — Llian’s little sister, his built-in chaos maker, his favourite problem, and probably the one person he can love the most and dislike the most at exactly the same time. 😭🤣❤️
She is somehow doing the MOST… while also spending about 70% of the day on TikTok or a personal call. 😂
You walk into the office and there she is on a video call.
Is it work?
No.
It’s her mom.
Or Johan.
Or somebody who definitely did not need a full video call during working hours. 📱🤣
But somehow her quotes are always “up to date.” 👀
Until you ask about ONE specific quote and suddenly it’s:
“OH SH*T… I missed this one.” 😭💀
Mickayla also does not hesitate to ask her boss for whatever she needs. 😂
If Mickayla wants something, she will ASK.
No shame.
No hesitation.
No fear. 😭🤣
And then there’s Llian.
This poor man cannot touch a vehicle in peace because for about 70% of his day, Mickayla is keeping him busy. 😂
“My boss…”
“My boss…”
“My boss…”
He can be elbow-deep in an engine, holding a spanner, balancing three things at once…
and Mickayla will appear next to him like:
“My boss… quick question.” 😂🔥
And it is NEVER just a quick question.
It’s a client.
A quote.
Something in the office.
A personal issue.
Or something that could probably have waited 10 minutes…
but no.
The boss needs to know NOW. 😭😂
And when something has gone wrong in the workshop or office, everyone already knows what’s coming:
“My boss… we have a little situation.” 😭💀
And just know — it is NEVER a little situation. 😂
A client is unhappy?
“My boss… we have a little situation.”
Something was missed?
“My boss… we have a little situation.”
Something broke?
“My boss… we have a little situation.”
At this point, those words should probably be printed on her uniform. 🤣
Then there’s her relationship with the electricity bill. 😭😂
If it’s cold outside, just know the office door is CLOSED and that heater is working like it’s trying to warm the whole of Kimberley. 🔥💀
Electricity bill high as hell?
Not her problem.
Door closed. Heater on full blast. Peace restored. 😂
At this point, the heater probably has more working hours than some people in the workshop. 😭🤣
And then we get to payment time. 💳😂
Mickayla does NOT care if you’ve been a client for four years, four days, or if this is your first time walking through the door.
Got an account?
Don’t have an account?
Know the boss personally?
Been coming here forever?
Cute. 😂
If you’re here to collect your vehicle, you’re paying. 😭💀
No keys are leaving that office until Mickayla is happy that the money situation is sorted. 🔑💰
You can tell her:
“But I’ve been a customer for years…”
Mickayla:
“That’s lovely. Card or EFT?” 😭🤣
She might miss one quote every now and then…
but she will NOT miss your payment. 😂🔥
And then we have Mickayla, the telephone diagnostic specialist. 📞🔧😂
If a client phones and says:
“My car won’t start…”
Mickayla is not just taking a booking. Oh no. 😭
She is going to diagnose that vehicle right there over the phone.
She’ll ask the questions, listen to the symptoms and try to help the client as far as possible without ever seeing the car. 😂
And somehow the conversation will end with:
“It sounds like your battery.” 🔋🤣
Meanwhile the car gets to the workshop and Llian is like:
“Mickayla… the fuel pump is gone.” 😭💀
Too late.
The battery has already been quoted. 😂🔥
But then, just to cover all bases, she’ll end the call with:
“Just for safety, bring the vehicle to the workshop so we can check it properly.” 😭🤣
Basically, she’ll diagnose it over the phone first… and then send it in to confirm whether she accidentally diagnosed the completely wrong thing. 😂
She doesn’t need a diagnostic machine…
she’s got a cellphone, confidence, and a backup plan. 📱😂
And then there’s the face of The Motomech… well, depending on whether she decided to do her hair that morning. 😭😂
You will find Mickayla either in the office or in the workshop.
Actually, wherever there is chaos, a client, a phone call or Llian…
you will find her. 🤣
Her appearance is basically a lucky packet.
One day she walks in looking like she has completely given up on society. 😭
The next day? Full professional receptionist mode — hair done, outfit sorted, and suddenly she looks like she owns the front desk. 😂
Then there are the days where she arrives looking like she IS the moment. 💅🔥
Hair done.
Confidence on 100.
And every client suddenly remembers they have “one more question” before they leave. 😭🤣
And then the next morning…
No hair done.
No effort.
No interest.
Just:
“This day can already go to hell.” 😭💀
Basically, you never know which Mickayla is going to greet you:
Corporate Mickayla, Workshop Mickayla, TikTok Mickayla, or “don’t even look at me today” Mickayla. 😂🔥
We roast you with love, Mickayla. 🖤💛
The office would definitely be quieter without you… but Llian would probably start worrying because nobody has called him “my boss” or announced a “little situation” for the last five minutes. 😭😂
