13/10/2026
🔧🤣 QMF TUESDAY STORY TIME – PART 4 🤣🔧
THE GREAT TOOLBOX WAR 💀
IF YOU TOUCH MY TOOLS, CHOOSE YOUR LAST WORDS CAREFULLY!”
It's late afternoon at **1/4 Mile Fabrication
Dell is looking for a 13mm spanner.
Dell: “MARIUS! WHERE'S MY 13?!”
Marius: “How must I know? Do I look like your mother?”
Dell: “No, you look like the last person who touched my toolbox!”
Marius stands there with the most innocent face known to mankind. 😇
Marius: “I haven't touched your tools.”
Dell looks down.
Marius is holding Dell's 13mm spanner.
Dell:“THEN WHAT'S THAT IN YOUR HAND?!”
Marius looks at it.
Looks at Dell.
Marius: “Evidence is circumstantial.” 😂😂😂
Dell confiscates the spanner and decides it's time to teach Marius a lesson.
He takes Marius's favourite ratchet and hides it in the toolbox.
Except… it's Dell's own toolbox.
Now both of them are searching for a tool that's been sitting between them the entire time.
Marius opens every drawer.
Dell checks under the workbench.
Marius even looks inside his pockets.
Landi:“What are you two looking for?”
Dell & Marius: “MY RATCHET!”
Landi slowly closes her eyes.
Landi:“How can it be BOTH of yours?!”
Silence.
Then Marius points at Dell.
Marius: “He's been stealing my tools.”
Dell points straight back.
Dell: “He's been stealing MY tools!”
Landi walks over, opens the toolbox between them, picks up the ratchet and holds it in the air.
Landi: “THIS ONE?!”
Both men stare at it.
Dell: “Oh.”
Marius: “Ja, that's the one.”
Landi: “I AM SURROUNDED BY TWO MEN WHO CAN BUILD A PERFORMANCE EXHAUST BUT CAN'T FIND A TOOL IN A TOOLBOX!” 😭🤣
But it's not over.
Dell decides to label every tool in his toolbox.
Marius retaliates by labelling Dell's favourite spanner:
PROPERTY OF MARIUS — FINDERS KEEPERS. 💀
Dell sees it.
Marius runs.
Dell chases him around the workshop.
Landi stands in the doorway with her handbag, watching two grown men sprint past the same workbench for the fourth time.
Landi: “If either of you breaks something, I'm adding it to your salary deductions!”
Both stop immediately.
Dead silence.
Dell carefully puts the spanner down.
Marius returns the ratchet.
Suddenly, they're the most professional employees in South Africa. 😂😂😂
Landi switches off the lights.
Landi: “Tomorrow, I'm locking the toolbox.”
Dell:“You can't lock MY tools!”
Marius:“OUR tools, apparently!”
LANDI: “GOODNIGHT, YOU TWO!” 🤣🤣🤣
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