10/19/2026
JOSH OF ALL TRADES — The Garage Sale Rule 😂
There is one universal rule when traveling anywhere with Josh:
If there's a garage sale, we're stopping.
Running errands? Definitely Stopping.
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Already running late? Still stopping.
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On the way to a wedding?
"We've got five minutes."
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On the way to a funeral?
"They aren't getting deader, we got time."
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It doesn't matter where we're going or what we're doing.
Because according to Josh:
"They might have something I need."
Here's the really annoying part...
Months—sometimes YEARS—later, something will break.
Josh will disappear into the garage.
"I think I have something that'll work."
Sure, Josh.
There is absolutely NO WAY you happen to own the ridiculously specific thing we need right now.
Five minutes later...
He comes walking back with some random part he bought at a garage sale three years ago.
AND SOMEHOW IT WORKS.
Which is really unfortunate...
Because now we can never tell him he doesn't need to stop at garage sales. 😂.