10/15/2026
Tredly canβt enter your garage until you invite him in. Heβs been standing at the door for an hour. π§
Please be advised that vampire protocol requires a verbal invitation. Tire protocol is simpler: if your tread is wearing thin, Town Fair Tire will take it from here. Tredly asks that all garlic be kept away from the sidewalls.
House rules for tonight:
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Premium Name Brands: Tires worth inviting in.
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Reliable Service: Pros who handle the whole job so you can keep the door shut.
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Guaranteed Value: Savings with no bite.
Skip the invitation and stop by Town Fair Tire today. π¦