Redneck Restorations

Redneck Restorations We fix what you f*cked up! 🚗💨 Rust repair, dents, paint jobs, & collision fixes—no judgment, just results. Call before your ride falls apart!

Quality work, fair prices, & a little redneck charm.
📞 603-998-1968

When Constructive Criticism Turns to… Obsession?A while back, a neighbor offered us some unsolicited advice: “Stop adver...
04/30/2025

When Constructive Criticism Turns to… Obsession?

A while back, a neighbor offered us some unsolicited advice: “Stop advertising from your personal account and make a business page.”

So we did. You’re welcome.

Since then, that same neighbor has become one of our most dedicated followers—commenting, critiquing, and keeping a close eye on our every post. We must be doing something right.

At Redneck Restorations, we specialize in rust repair, collision work, and apparently… living rent-free in people’s heads.

We’re here to build cars, not drama. But hey, every town needs a keyboard warrior - and ours comes with notifications turned on.

If you’re this invested in what we do, you might just be our next customer.

📞 Call/Text: 603-998-1968
📍194 Laconia Rd. Tilton, NH 03276

☀️ Sun’s out, rust’s out! ☀️ Now that winter finally tapped out, it’s time to check on your vehicle—you know, the one th...
04/14/2025

☀️ Sun’s out, rust’s out! ☀️

Now that winter finally tapped out, it’s time to check on your vehicle—you know, the one that’s been held together by duct tape, frozen mud, and pure stubbornness since December.

If your ride still smells like road salt and shame, we’ve got you.

At Redneck Restorations, we’ll scrub the crust off your truck, beat those dents like they owe us money, and slap on paint that doesn’t scream “I did this in my driveway with a rattle can.”

Summer’s coming. You deserve a truck that says “badass,” not “breakdown imminent.”

Stop rolling around like winter still has you in a chokehold. Let us get you back to your glory days—or at least something that won’t get laughed at in the drive-thru.

Call or text before your tailgate fully commits to falling off.

📞 603-998-1968
📍 194 Laconia Rd. Tilton, NH 03276

⏰ Lost an Hour? Don’t Lose Another Minute Driving an Ugly Car! 🚗💨Daylight Savings Time means we all lost an hour of slee...
03/09/2025

⏰ Lost an Hour? Don’t Lose Another Minute Driving an Ugly Car! 🚗💨

Daylight Savings Time means we all lost an hour of sleep… but let’s be real, your car’s lost a lot more—paint, shine, dignity. 😬

💤 Running on empty AND rocking dents, scratches, or rust? We can’t give you that hour back, but we can bring your ride back to life!

✨ Rust Repair | Dent Removal | Paint Work | Collision Repair ✨

📞 Call/Text: 603-998-1968
📍194 Laconia Rd. Tilton, NH 03276

🔧 More daylight means more people seeing your car—let’s make sure it looks GOOD!

⏰ Spring Forward… Into Auto Repairs! 🚗💨Daylight Savings Time: The one time a year we all lose an hour of sleep AND reali...
03/05/2025

⏰ Spring Forward… Into Auto Repairs! 🚗💨

Daylight Savings Time: The one time a year we all lose an hour of sleep AND realize we’ve been putting off car repairs for way too long.

☀️ More daylight = More people seeing those dents, scratches, and rust spots you’ve been ignoring all winter. 😬

🚗 Need a fresh start? We’ve got you. Whether it’s rust repair, dent removal, or a full paint job, we’ll get your car looking so good you’ll forget you ever lost that hour.

📞 Call/Text: 603-998-1968
📍194 Laconia Rd. Tilton, NH 03276
🔧 Rust Repair | Dents | Paint Work | Collision Repair

We can’t fix the clocks, but we can fix your ride!

🛑 Red Flags in a Relationship:🚩 They don’t text back.🚩 They “forgot” your birthday.🚩 They say rust is just “natural char...
02/26/2025

🛑 Red Flags in a Relationship:
🚩 They don’t text back.
🚩 They “forgot” your birthday.
🚩 They say rust is just “natural character.”

Listen, if your car is looking like it survived the apocalypse, it’s time to stop romanticizing the rust. We’ll fix it before it fixes itself… by disintegrating.

📞 Call/Text: 603-998-1968
📍194 Laconia Rd. Tilton, NH 03276
🔧 Rust Repair | Dents | Paint Work | Collision Repair
We don’t judge. We just fix it.

🚨 Tax Refund Season: Time to Fix That Jalopy! 🚨Congratulations! The government just gave you back your own money. Now, b...
02/23/2025

🚨 Tax Refund Season: Time to Fix That Jalopy! 🚨

Congratulations! The government just gave you back your own money. Now, before you blow it all on bad decisions and online shopping, how about fixing that rolling disaster you call a car?

💰 Ways to Spend Your Tax Refund Wisely:
✅ Rust Repair – Because your truck shouldn’t look like it’s auditioning for a zombie movie.
✅ Dent Removal – Erase the evidence of that “I swear it came out of nowhere” moment.
✅ Paint Work – Give your car the glow-up it deserves. You spend more on skincare, and it still looks the same.
✅ Collision Repair – Accidents happen. So does judgment. We’ll fix both.

📞 603-998-1968
📍194 Laconia Rd. Tilton, NH 03276
🔧 Rust Repair | Dents | Paint Work | Collision Repair
We don’t judge. We just fix it.

Call us before you spend it all on DoorDash and Amazon.

🚗 Your Car Deserves Better. So Do Your Standards.Driving around with rust holes big enough to house a family of raccoons...
02/20/2025

🚗 Your Car Deserves Better. So Do Your Standards.
Driving around with rust holes big enough to house a family of raccoons? Dents so deep they qualify as modern art? We’re here to help.

💪 We fix:
✅ Rust that screams “I’ve given up on life”
✅ Dents from deer, bad parking, and regrettable exes
✅ Paint that’s seen more sun than Florida retirees

603-998-1968
📞 Call us before your car turns into a Flintstones ride.

Redneck Restorations: We Fix What You F*cked Up🚗 Rust Repair – That “vintage patina” is just an excuse for neglect. We c...
02/19/2025

Redneck Restorations: We Fix What You F*cked Up

🚗 Rust Repair – That “vintage patina” is just an excuse for neglect. We can turn your rolling tetanus shot back into a truck.

🛠️ Dent Removal – Whether you hit a deer, a shopping cart, or your ex’s mailbox (no judgment), we’ll smooth it out.

🎨 Paint Work – From sun-faded to showroom-ready. We’ll make your car look so good your neighbors will think you hit the lottery.

💥 Collision Repair – Bad luck? Bad driving? Bad decisions? We’ve seen it all. We’ll patch it up, no questions asked.

📞 Call or Text 603-998-1968 - Whether you need a quick fix or a full restoration, we got you.

📍 Serving the Laconia/Tilton area– If it’s got wheels, we’ll fix it (just don’t bring us your cousin’s dirt bike).

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When you decide to do yr own body work do it properly don't stuff it with foam then send to me to weld new metal in (fo...
04/17/2023

When you decide to do yr own body work do it properly don't stuff it with foam then send to me to weld new metal in (foam catches fire)

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