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self driving cars? not that electric bu****it. not that teeny bunker crapshoot of a metal piece they call a “automoebeel...
12/19/2023

self driving cars? not that electric bu****it. not that teeny bunker crapshoot of a metal piece they call a “automoebeel”. you wanna die? go inside one of those and feel the shock of 10 million zeus cox.

cars with faces: now that’s a product we can stand for. and no not your itty bitty decorative crap every failed mother gets on their s**t piece. actual. fu***ng. faces. with emotions and s**t. YIU HAVE MORE RESPONSIBILITY BUT that is what this country needs more of. give it your old groceries, lint, i don’t fu***ng care! just feed it s**t and it’ll run fine i promise….See More

Jasper Cinnamon wants to say f**k you on Christmas
12/27/2019

Jasper Cinnamon wants to say f**k you on Christmas

Special Team Leader Darbin sells primo ‘82 Lincoln Farmheist from Dutch Catalog
09/29/2019

Special Team Leader Darbin sells primo ‘82 Lincoln Farmheist from Dutch Catalog

Have a son? Is he under 5 yrs old?? BRING HIM IN and we’ll trade you a brand new used Gettyimage mobile. There will be n...
08/26/2019

Have a son? Is he under 5 yrs old??
BRING HIM IN and we’ll trade you a brand new used Gettyimage mobile.

There will be no Return policy.
You will have no son.

Although we said we had clean and honest workers in the brochure, we clearly have the dirtiest and filthiest workers.
08/09/2019

Although we said we had clean and honest workers in the brochure, we clearly have the dirtiest and filthiest workers.

MERCY! All-new Crap Cars. Get 'em before we start throwing 'em away.
04/04/2019

MERCY! All-new Crap Cars. Get 'em before we start throwing 'em away.

04/04/2019

There, that's better. I guess I forgot to plug in the internet this whole time....

Apparently, there is a concept called 'Property Tax' and I have failed to pay that. Because of this misfortune, almost 6...
10/10/2018

Apparently, there is a concept called 'Property Tax' and I have failed to pay that. Because of this misfortune, almost 6 months ago I was confiscated from the government and put into Serious Clown Rehabilitation. This was my punishment. There, they made me dress like a clown every day. I was forced to do horrible acts such as pie thousands upon thousands of little Malaysian children and life. Apparently this was supposed to 'correct' my 'wrong doing.' Anyway, they have finally released me and I am home again. Unfortunately, my building has been sold numerous amount of times since my departure. First, it became a puppy strip club. Then it was sold to a Fisher and there he made a fisherman's VFW arena. Finally as of today, it is a Head Quarters for the biggest mafia on the west side of Seattle. I will be suing them, for pleasure, in hopes of winning back my land. I will be gone for a long time.

Pete Ryan

CEO
Head Mechanic

What's that, you say? It starts with a "K"? No way! KennyKarz are in! Now! Get em while Kennys n9t lookin!
04/26/2018

What's that, you say? It starts with a "K"? No way!

KennyKarz are in! Now! Get em while Kennys n9t lookin!

Oh s**t! That's a taaaaaaaasty T-Bone!
04/24/2018

Oh s**t! That's a taaaaaaaasty T-Bone!

04/13/2018

Hello everyone. I don't know if you've heard in the news, but as soon as we got home from Transylvania, the Russian mob infiltrated GettyImage Car Co., and we've been held hostage ever since. Thank you all for contacting the police. It has been a long 4 months!

12/15/2017

Wow! What a great Halloween break everyone! The crew and I are back from our trip to Transylvania. Business is calling!

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Seattle, WA
98112

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(815) 363-5797

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