01/25/2026
🚨 🌨❄️🧊
East Greenbush residents, winter has officially chosen violence.
We’re expecting significant snowfall and temperatures hovering somewhere between 10°F and “why did I leave the house?”
Due to these conditions, we strongly recommend postponing any questionable life choices until further notice. It’s slippery, it’s cold, and gravity is undefeated.
If you’re heading out, please drive like a normal person. Roads are slick, visibility is limited, and everyone just wants to get home in one piece. If you happen to speed past us today, just know we’ll be extra disappointed—and nobody wants that kind of energy.
If conditions worsen, our Moose Patrol remains on standby. How they were trained is unclear. We don’t ask questions. We just appreciate the support.
Summary: Winter is doing winter things.
Stay inside, stay warm, and stay safe.
As always, we’re here if you need us 👮♂️✌️
— East Greenbush Police
