San Carlos Service

09/01/2022

Happy Labor Day weekend, Folks!

01/28/2022

9 Things That Can Happen To Your Car When You Don’t Drive It
If you haven't picked up your car keys in a while, you should be aware of the things that are quietly happening to your car when you don't drive it.

01/28/2022

Here are some good reasons to fire up that engine more than once in awhile! - Ben

If you haven't picked up your car keys in a while, you should be aware of the things that are quietly happening to your car when you don't drive it.

01/03/2022

If you haven’t yet winterized your vehicle, these tips from Bridgestone offer a guideline:

Learn Tire Maintenance Tips for Winterizing Your Car Tips for Winterizing Your Car Maintaining Your Vehicle Thu April 1, 2021 X X 11 WAYS TO WINTERIZE YOUR CAR FOR WINTER DRIVING SAFETY Winter driving conditions can be hazardous due to factors such as snow and ice on the road. While it’s important...

12/10/2021

HAPPY HOLIDAYS from all of us here at San Carlos Service!

09/14/2021

Like I said...doctors....

07/25/2021

AUTO TUNE-UPS: There is a difference in auto tune-ups today than in the past. Many consumers still think of a tune-up as the "points, plugs, condenser, and rotor." check. These were recommended every 12,000 miles, or so.

But Tune-ups today are not what they used to be. Two primary technological advances — electronic ignition and fuel injection — have not only nearly eliminated the need for an engine tune-up, they have eliminated most of the items that tune-ups involved.

Today, the fuel ignition portion of a tune-up (as well as the parts associated with it), at least as a standard item in the preventive maintenance schedule, is a thing of the past. Fuel injection provides far more accurate fuel/air mixture calibration, and does not require regular adjustment. The result is more complete and clean combustion and better fuel mileage.

These days, a "tune-up" is a major service that includes an oil change, replacement of an engine air filter, spark plugs and possibly a few additional items.
Signs that a car needs a tune-up:
– Engine doesn't start as easily as before
– Running rough, especially when started
– Occasional misfiring, especially in humid weather
– Rough unstable idle, stalling
– Lack of power
– Poor gas mileage
Tip: If you want us to do a tune-up, let us know what concerns (if any) you have with your car, so the tune-up will be tailored to address those concerns.

07/19/2021

While I write my next post about Tune-Ups, and how the differ from tune-ups of the past, please enjoy another cartoon.

07/17/2021

I keep getting these irritating messages from FB to post something. We are busy here at San Carlos Service, especially now that more folks are mobile again! O.k., it's back to work for me, and for you - here's a cartoon!

06/02/2021

Folks have been asking if we are a State of California Smog Check Star Station - you bet we are! Here are are our prices for smog inspections:
For 1995 and older cars: $79.95*
For Automobiles 1996-present : $49.95
Vans and Motor homes: extra - call for quote.
CERTIFICATE: $8.25
PRE-TEST: $39.95
RE-INSPECTION: $39.95
LABOR RATE PER HOUR: $140.00*
RETEST = FREE
*For 1995 and older cars, State mandates an additional EVAP test to be performed.
**Prices subject to change; please call for current rates.

05/17/2021

Facebook keeps telling me I need to make a post, that my page will be deleted, etc. How can I do posts on FB when I am so busy fixing your vehicles? Sigh. O.k., here are some mechanics jokes for you to enjoy - warning - some real groaners in there!

I asked a mechanic for a book on how to fix automatic gearboxes…
But he only has manuals.

I think the mechanic in my local garage has amnesia.
I took my car for a new light bulb, and the mechanic asked me what year it was.

Popped into the local garage, and the mechanic was drinking a cup of tea. I think he was on a brake.

I had a dream I was a mechanic who fixed wrecked cars.
It was an auto body experience.

Asked the mechanic why my car engine was humming.
She said it was probably because it didn’t know the words.

A person walks into an auto shop and says, “I’d like a gas cap for my KIA.”
The car mechanic thinks for a few moments says, “OK, that seems like a fair trade.”

What fish makes the best mechanic?
TunerFish!

I like the uniform mechanics wear…
Overall.

I once taught a mechanic who didn’t know what tools to use at the appropriate time.
I would say, “You know the drill!”

Did you hear about the mechanic that got addicted to drinking brake fluid?
He said he could stop any time he want to.

I saw a mechanic fixing the tailpipe of a car…
It looked exhausting.

Did I ever tell you about the hardworking mechanic who had to push her car five miles on its hubcaps?
She was tireless.

Never let a disorganized mechanic use your bathroom…
They have loose tools.

I just finished a novel about aircraft mechanics.
It was mostly riveting.

A mechanic is working late one night when a man walks into his shop.
Man: “Can you help me? I think I’m a moth.”
Mechanic: “I’m a mechanic. You need a psychiatrist.”
Man: “Yeah, I know.”
Mechanic: “Well, why did you come here then?”
Man: “Your light was on.”

What is the most important event for a mechanic?
Their 10-gear anniversary.

So a jumper cable goes into a bar…
And the bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

What do you get if you cross a Chrysler and a Fiat?
A big car that doesn’t start.

Mechanic: “When were your tires last rotated?”
Me: “On the way here, silly.”

What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack.

While driving home, I saw my mechanic on the side of the road, crying.
I don’t know what happened, but it was clear he had a breakdown.

Mechanics might disagree,
But eyedrops are technically blinker fluid.

12/31/2020

Wishing you & yours a very HAPPY NEW YEAR! Looking forward to serving you in 2021. Now, I'm going for a ride on my Yamaha V-Max!