The Tidy House

10/13/2026

🚨 NEW: MUDDY MESS SOLUTIONS! 🚨

Don’t need the whole house cleaned? We got you. 💯

👣 Floors & Doors — doors, frames, baseboards & floors
🚽 Sinks & Seats — kitchen, bathroom & floors

Add-ons available:
Oven ($30.00)
Fridge($30.00)
Exterior 1st Floor Windows ($5.00/window)

Quick. Targeted. Affordable. And we’re OUT THE DOOR. 💨

Small package. BIG difference. 🧹✨

Ask about your package pricing today! 📱

10/08/2026

AVAILABLE DATES BELOW! 🏡🫧

We are SO thankful for these busy schedules, seriously, y’all keep us moving! 😂🫶🏼

BUTTTT… we still have a little wiggle room left for YOU and your house! 👀

If you’ve been saying “I need to get on Ashley’s schedule…”
This is your sign. 😂 🪧

👇🏼 AVAILABLE DATES BELOW! 👇🏼

Grab one before somebody else does ———> because once they’re gone, they’re GONE! 🧹✨

10/06/2026

I KNOW ➡️ don’t panic. 😂 We have dates on the books allllll the way through JANUARY. 😝

Ashley is either:
✨ wildly in touch with reality and planning 4 months ahead
OR
🚗 texting you on the way because she forgot to remind you.

There is absolutely no in-between. 😂

So if you’ve gotten an appointment confirmation from us, PLEASE CONFIRM IT! 🙌🏼 🗓️

We only have a few dates left, and confirming your appointments helps us know what’s actually booked and what dates we can release to someone else. 🧹

Help your slightly chaotic but very well-intentioned cleaning lady keep this schedule together. 😂🫶🏼

10/05/2026

⚖️ TIDY HOUSE COURT IS NOW IN SESSION. 👩‍⚖️

Leaving clothes in the dryer for 4 days because “they’re still clean.”

GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY? 🚨

Ashley: Guilty on all counts, lock her up. Does she know she has a chest of drawers in every room? 🚓

Pam: Not guilty, she folds and puts them up before they even get out of the dryer. 🆓

I wont call anyone else out, but Tidy Master A and B are for sure leaning towards being locked up with Ashley! 😂

10/02/2026

Every cleaner has them. 😂

Not names we actually call our clients… but the names we use when we’re trying to figure out which house we’re talking about.

Spiral Stairs
The Tarantula House 🕷️
Big White Dog House
Brady Bunch 😂
Hidden Microwave House 🤦🏼‍♀️
& one of my absolute favorites -
Knick Knack Patty Wack House 🤷‍♀️

What’s YOUR unofficial household nickname.

I think mine would have to be “The Struggling Farm” 😂😂

-Ashley

10/02/2026

🕵️‍♀️🎃 FRIDAY FILES: WHO DID IT?!

Another week. Another mystery.

Today’s case:🧦 THE SINGLE SOCK INCIDENT

One lonely sock.
DEAD center of the living room.
No matching sock anywhere.

The suspects:

🐶 The dog
👧 The kids
🧺 The dryer
👻 A ghost
👩 Mom, who claims she “just cleaned in here.”

WHO DID IT?! 😂

Drop your suspect below & why you have accused them.👇
Wrong answers are absolutely encouraged. 👏🏻

🔎 Come back next Friday for another case! ‼️

10/01/2026

🌧️ THE TIDY HOUSE IS CLOSED TODAY 🌧️

With the flooding chances and the amount of rain we’re expecting, we’re going to play it safe and keep everyone home today.

A lot of the roads we travel for jobs are dirt roads and low-water crossings, and unfortunately, those don’t exactly get along with a whole bunch of Texas rain. 😅

Our clients’ homes will still be there tomorrow, our people need to be safe today. ❤️

If you were scheduled today, we’ll be in touch about rescheduling. Thank you for understanding and, as always, for trusting The Tidy House with your homes! 🧹🏡

Stay safe, stay dry, and please don’t drive through flooded roads. 🌧️

09/30/2026

Damp Dusting. Allll day long!

I don't dry dust. There, I said it. 😆

Unless it's a ceiling fan, electronics screen, or sometimes a baseboard, I'm damp dusting.

Why? Because I don't understand the point of taking dust that's sitting peacefully on a surface and launching it back into the air so I can breathe it in and let it resettle somewhere else. ☠️

And yes, this includes toilets.

I've seen cleaning methods where you dry dust the toilet first to remove all the dust and hair before cleaning it.

Absolutely not.

I spray that toilet down and wipe it all up together.

Because if there's one thing I have ZERO interest in making airborne, it's toilet dust. 😭

Maybe I'm breaking some professional cleaning rule here, but I'll take my damp microfiber and carry on.

Fellow cleaners: are you team dry dust or team damp dust? 🤔

09/08/2026

👋🏼🚨 DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU 🚨😂

WE. ARE. BOOKING. UP. 🧹🧼

I’m giving y’all fair warning now because I’d rather you grab a spot than message me later this month saying, “Ashley, PLEASE tell me you have an opening!” 😂

We have VERY limited availability coming up! 🗓️

So if your house is giving you the side-eye 👀
If company is coming 🚙
If you’re tired of looking at those window smudges 🪟
Or if you’ve simply decided cleaning is no longer your problem 💁🏼‍♀️ I support that decision. 😂🙌

Let us come in, work our magic, and give you your clean house back! ✨

📲 Message me to get on the schedule!

And seriously < THANK YOU > for keeping us so busy and trusting The Tidy House with your homes. Y’all have no idea how much I appreciate it. ❤️ 🙏

Now go book before you have to fight me for an opening. 😂🧼