KELLY the CAR SPAZ

07/20/2026

The best part of my job? 👇
Watching people drive away smiling. 🚗💨
One delivery at a time…
One dream at a time…
One Squirrel at a time. 🐿️💛

06/17/2026

🚐 Need room for the whole crew without driving a giant SUV?

This 2021 Chrysler Pacifica Touring L checks all the boxes ✅

✔️ Leather seating
✔️ Stow ’n Go® seating for incredible cargo space
✔️ Family-road-trip ready
✔️ Easy to load kids, pets, groceries, sports gear, and more
✔️ Comfort, safety, and versatility all in one package

Whether you’re hauling the family, the dog, or a weekend adventure, this Pacifica is built to make life easier.

🔥 Inventory moves fast, and vans this clean don’t stick around long.

📩 Message me for details before someone else claims it!

06/16/2026

New rides. Big smiles. More Squirrel Squad members! 🐿️🚗 Who’s joining the squad next?” 🎉🙌

06/16/2026

🚗🐿️ The Squirrel Squad keeps growing!

A huge congratulations and THANK YOU to our newest members for trusting me with your vehicle journey. Whether it was finding the perfect fit, upgrading your ride, or celebrating a big milestone, it was an honor to be part of it!

With me, it’s more than buying a vehicle—it’s high fives, good vibes, lots of laughs, and making memories along the way. 💜💛💚

Thinking about your next vehicle? Come see what all the excitement is about and join the squad! Who’s ready for a car-buying experience that’s actually fun? 🐿️

03/10/2026

Squirrel Squad… let’s do something fun 🐿️

I’m on a mission to help 5 people get into a vehicle this week.

And I need your help.

Think about your friends or family for a second…

Who do you know right now that:
🚗 needs a more reliable vehicle
🚗 might be struggling with their current car
🚗 deserves a fresh start

Tag them below or send them my way.

Here’s the fun part 👇

If someone you refer purchases a vehicle:
💰 YOU get $200
💰 THEY get the VIP Squirrel Squad experience

High fives, good vibes, and hopefully a new set of keys.

Let’s make it happen 🐿️🔑
– Kelly the Car Spaz

Send a message to learn more

03/07/2026

🚨 NOW IN INVENTORY! 🚨

2019 Honda CR-V just hit the lot and this one is a fan favorite for a reason 👀

✔️ Roomy & family friendly
✔️ Amazing gas mileage (around 30 MPG combined depending on trim) 
✔️ Legendary Honda reliability

Whether you’re hauling kids, groceries, or chasing your next adventure… this CR-V is ready.

Come see why these never sit long on the lot 👇
Message me before the Squirrel Squad claims it first! 🐿️

03/05/2026

This feels like such a long time ago.
I think I have to start doing g things like this again💛 ✌️ ☀️