Automotive Everything

Automotive Everything https://automotiveeverything.vnexttech.com/

We showed you ours, show us yours 🫣
08/27/2026

We showed you ours, show us yours 🫣

08/27/2026

What’s your favorite sounding car? Comment below .

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08/26/2026

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08/25/2026

What winter car advise has working for you?

When Your Mercedes Becomes a 1,000-Piece Puzzle 🧩😂Customer: “It just needs a little carbon cleaning.”Us: “Sure… how hard...
08/24/2026

When Your Mercedes Becomes a 1,000-Piece Puzzle 🧩😂

Customer: “It just needs a little carbon cleaning.”

Us: “Sure… how hard could it be?” 🤦‍♂️

Fast forward a few hours and we’ve got half the engine scattered around the shop, tools everywhere, hoses going in every direction, and enough carbon buildup to start a small coal mine. 😂

🔥 Carbon blasting in progress!
Because sometimes getting a Mercedes running right means taking half of Germany apart first. 🇩🇪🔧

At Automotive Everything, we don’t just fix cars…
WE SOLVE PUZZLES THAT HAPPEN TO HAVE ENGINES. 😎

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08/23/2026

How many miles do you think each vehicle will go?

😂 WHEN MAINE RUST SAYS, “YOU’RE NOT DOING BRAKES TODAY.”Trying to pull the wheel off for a simple brake job…Wheel: “Abso...
08/21/2026

😂 WHEN MAINE RUST SAYS, “YOU’RE NOT DOING BRAKES TODAY.”

Trying to pull the wheel off for a simple brake job…

Wheel: “Absolutely not.” 🧱🔒

So you improvise. 💪🔧

Because around here, we don’t let a little Maine rust ruin brake day… we just get more creative. 😂

Maine rust: 1
Mechanic: 0
Wheel: Still sitting there. 💀

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🔥 BMW X1: When “Car Access System” Turns Into “Car Access… DENIED.” 😂Customer came in with a BMW X1 and a CAS module tha...
08/20/2026

🔥 BMW X1: When “Car Access System” Turns Into “Car Access… DENIED.” 😂

Customer came in with a BMW X1 and a CAS module that decided it was done participating in society. 🫠

📸 Exhibit A: THE SMOKE SIGNALS WERE INSIDE THE COMPUTER. 🔥💻

When your BMW’s electronics start looking like they were cooked on the grill, you know you’ve got a problem. That little burnt section on the circuit board is basically the module saying:

“Yeah… I’m gonna need a minute.” 😂

At Automotive Everything, we don’t just throw parts at it and hope for the best. We diagnose the problem, find out WHY the module got smoked, and get the BMW back to doing BMW things instead of sitting in the driveway looking expensive.

🇩🇪 BMW engineering: “It’s sophisticated.”
🔧 Automotive Everything: “It’s fried.” 😂

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🛞🔥 FALKENS + ALIGNMENT = YOUR CAR FINALLY WALKING STRAIGHT. 😂Your old tires are bald.Your steering wheel is crooked.Your...
08/19/2026

🛞🔥 FALKENS + ALIGNMENT = YOUR CAR FINALLY WALKING STRAIGHT. 😂

Your old tires are bald.
Your steering wheel is crooked.
Your car is pulling harder than your ex. 💀😂

Sounds like it’s time for Automotive Everything.

We’ve got Falken tires to give you the grip you need AND professional wheel alignments to make sure those new tires aren’t getting eaten alive.

Because spending money on nice new tires just to have your alignment destroy them is basically throwing money down the road. 💸🤣

🛞 Falken Tires
📐 Wheel Alignments
🔧 Full Automotive Service
💥 Less pulling, better handling, happier tires

Get your tires right. Get your alignment right. Get your car back on the straight and narrow.

📲 Automotive Everything — We keep your ride rolling straight, even when your life isn’t. 😂

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1255 Roosevelt Trail
Raymond, ME
04062

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Monday 8am - 5pm
Tuesday 8am - 5pm
Wednesday 8am - 5pm
Thursday 8am - 5pm
Friday 8am - 5pm

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