StreetClean Rides

10/16/2026

Dirty Hands Drinking Club

Both trucks may be down but our kitchen is fired up!

Thanks to new Cottage Laws
StreeTea is hitting the Streets!

$3 for a 16oz,

Throw in a lil imagination and Dirty Hands turn into fun times! 😈

10/13/2026

10/13/2026

With EMC WASTE – I just made it onto their weekly engagement list by being one of their top engagers! 🎉
Locals support locals!

10/13/2026

Most detailers have 40 different packages and 100 upsells to squeeze every penny they can!

Not here!

We keep it simple,
Because,
we are,
THE Du***ss Detailer!
Mold? Yes
Mud? Yes
Puke? Yes
All are included.
We do whatever is necessary to bring your ride back to beautiful.
Although if you don’t care…
I.D.G.A.F.
and will do just the basic to bring it back to presentable. 😈
StreetCleanrides.com
TEXT 832-445-6936

10/11/2026

🥵 SUMMER #3 IN TEXAS! 🥶

95° days. 65° nights. And your ride is out here looking like it survived BOTH. 😂

🔥 $150 | STREETCLEAN DETAIL
Any size. Any condition. A proper clean, inside and out, with 90-day ceramic protection.

💦 $50 | IDGAF
(I Don’t Go All Fancy)
Exterior hand wash, tire dressing, and interior vacuum. Quick, affordable, and good enough to make you love your ride again!

😈 Your ride should be as cool as the night, even when Texas brings the heat!

🚘 Fully mobile. We bring our own water, power, and equipment and come to YOU!

📍 Splendora & surrounding areas
🌐 StreetCleanRides.com
📲 Text 832-445-6936 to get scheduled!

StreetClean Rides
Devil in the Details. 🔥

10/07/2026

It may be clean.
It may even shine.
However it’s nothing when compared to a
Drip N Shine
StreetClean Rides
fixed by
Prestige Auto Service!

10/06/2026

10/06/2026

Well well well,
Would you look at that?
Just LOOK at it!
LOOK!
Right HERE…..

10/03/2026

Happy 🤬 YEA ITS FRIYAAAY!!!
We made it! Time to kick back, relax, pour the StreeTea and…..

WTF DO YALL WANT?!
5 years.
Sponsors.
Shoutouts
Support.
Support for those that DONT support us….
Support for those that DO!
Excellent quality.
5 star reviews.
(Yes we have an attitude, what do you expect when the Devil
Is IN the Details?😈😎🤣)
Yet we can’t hit 1000 followers?!!😡😡😡😡😡😡

Actually,
I KNOW…..

I want the truck too…🙄

Seeing a detailer destroy tires worth 3x the cost of your detail while he left your neighborhood will
certainly get me the views!
And the
SMILES PER MILES!
I mean…….
I am,
THE Du***ss Detailer!😎
😭😭😃😃😃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No Free Candy Van Detail Man!