Cyber Express Wash -GM

08/29/2026

🚗🔥 WE’RE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR WAYS TO MAKE YOUR WASH BETTER! 🔥🚗

You may have noticed a few changes lately when you come through the wash. We’ve been making improvements behind the scenes to give you a better clean, better protection, and an even better experience.

🟢 THE GREEN LASER GUIDE

You may have seen our green laser and wondered what it does!

It helps you and our loader properly position your vehicle on the conveyor belt. It’s a simple feature, but it helps make the loading process safer, smoother, and more consistent.

🍬 NOW WASHING WITH BUBBLE GUM!

We’ve added a new Bubble Gum scent to the wash!

And we’re not stopping there. 👀

More scents are coming soon, giving you a different experience to look forward to when you visit.

🫧 MORE FOAM. BETTER COVERAGE. BETTER CLEAN.

We’ve upgraded our first Presoak to include air and foamers, giving you that thick, visible coverage while helping the chemical work more effectively against the dirt on your vehicle.

We’ve also adjusted our chemical applications to improve:

✅ Coverage across the vehicle
✅ Cleaning performance
✅ Lubrication for the brushes
✅ Overall wash consistency

⏱️ WE’VE BEEN FINE-TUNING THE TIMING TOO

Several wash and rinse timings have been adjusted to help improve cleaning and rinsing performance.

And if you occasionally see some product remaining on your vehicle after the wash, don’t panic!

Modern vehicles have all kinds of shapes, mirrors, trim, spoilers, and body contours that can hold onto product.

That remaining product isn’t necessarily soap. It may be one of the waxes, ceramic, or Graphene protectants applied during your wash — all designed to protect your vehicle.

🔥 AND WE’RE STILL NOT DONE…

We have a NEW PRODUCT coming soon that you currently won’t find being offered in other tunnel car washes.

We can’t say too much yet…

👀 BUT TRUST US — YOU’RE GOING TO WANT TO SEE THIS ONE.

💥 AND RIGHT NOW, MEMBERSHIP IS HALF OFF!

Want to wash as often as you want?

Our Unlimited Membership is currently 50% OFF for your first TWO months!

That means you get two months at half price, then your membership automatically returns to the normal base monthly price starting with month three.

🚗 Wash more.
💰 Save more.
✨ Keep your vehicle looking its best.

Stop by today and ask one of our team members about our Unlimited Membership!

More improvements. More protection. More value.

And we’re just getting started. 🔥🧼🚗

08/22/2026

If you are looking for a great career and have awesome skills in sales, customer service, mechanical, and car wash, we are looking for a site manager.

In this leadership role, you will be responsible for the daily management of the car wash location, including staff supervision, customer service excellence, inventory management, facility and equipment maintenance, and financial performance.

08/22/2026

🚨 THE ULTIMATE CAR WASH MEMBERSHIP DEAL IS HERE! 🚨

Why settle for an ordinary wash when you can get professional-grade protection and exclusive services every time you visit?

✨ GOLD — $15 SINGLE WASH
Our standard package featuring a wax treatment. No one offers a wax like this on a bottom tier wash.
Available as a single wash only.

💎 IRIDIUM — $25 SINGLE | $49/MONTH
Our second-tier package featuring CERAMIC PROTECTION — something you won’t find offered by anyone else at this level.

💎 PALLADIUM — $30 SINGLE | $59/MONTH
Take it even further with GRAPHENE PROTECTION — a premium level of protection that no one else offers.

👑 UNOBTANIUM — $60 SINGLE | $120/MONTH
Our ULTIMATE PACKAGE!
🔥 Graphene Protection
🔥 Express Interior Detail
🔥 Exclusive to our wash

And here’s the deal you’ve been waiting for…

🔥🔥 ALL UNLIMITED MONTHLY MEMBERSHIPS ARE 50% OFF FOR YOUR FIRST 2 MONTHS! 🔥🔥

That means you can experience our premium wash packages for HALF PRICE for your first two months.

🚗 Wash as often as you want
✨ Keep your vehicle looking its best
🛡️ Premium protection
💎 Exclusive technology & services

Don’t wait. Upgrade your clean. Upgrade your protection.

📍 Stop by today and ask about our Unlimited Wash Club!

⚠️ Limited-time offer. First two months of unlimited membership are 50% off. Terms and conditions may apply.

08/11/2026

Time with my company is running out quick. As it whines down I become even more sad. I am leaving something great I have built with this company, our distributor which I have know many years, and our customers. At the same time of doing and completing my job I have been trying to jump ahead of the game with the new company which I have high goals for and our team we are trying to build. I am excited yet again sad. I will do all I can to lessen the blow with my current company to help continue a smooth transition as I care and always will.

07/20/2026

Now that I’ve officially submitted my notice, I can finally share some exciting news.

I was recently presented with an opportunity to take on a new role. Initially, I was being considered for a position at a new location that wasn’t expected to open for several months. However, due to recent developments, the need for me to come on board moved up much sooner than anticipated.

This was not an easy decision. I truly love my current job—the work, the customers, the incredible people I’ve had the privilege of working alongside, and the relationships I’ve built over the years. This wasn’t a decision driven simply by compensation. The opportunity offered a path for long-term personal and professional growth that my current company understandably couldn’t match. After a great deal of thought, I realized it was the right decision for both my family and my future.

My last official day will be August 15th, although I’ll be using some PTO before then. After that, I’ll begin an exciting new chapter as the General Manager of Cyber Express Wash.

I know there will be a lot of work ahead as we get everything in place, but I’m looking forward to building a strong team, creating an efficient operation, and helping drive future growth. I’m incredibly grateful for everything I’ve learned and for everyone who has been part of my journey so far. Thank you to my current team, customers, and everyone who has supported me along the way. I’m excited to see what this next chapter holds!

06/25/2026

06/04/2026

Well it was a nice trip down to the peninsula and then life happened. First my wife’s car dies and now T-boned. Traveling back north from Homer almost to Soldotna. Had to cancel visits to the other great washes. I was able to Pass by KB Laser Wash and wave in the tow truck. No one was hurt. It is starting to get soar though. Be safe everyone!

05/07/2026

I recently had made my routine visits to Seward, AK, stopping at Essential 1 Car Wash, and then proceeded to KB Laser Wash in Soldotna, AK. During my trip, I successfully verified numbers, ensured titrations were accurate, and discovered several key points. It is fulfilling to provide assistance and satisfaction to valued owners.

05/06/2026

I’m sure it always rains here in Valdez. Even when I worked for C.A.T. Transportation, I swear every time it was always raining. Well good trip visiting Capt'n Joe's Gas making sure chemicals are dialed in and ready for summer. Great place to visit when in town.