12/05/2023
Who wants a job interview for Christmas? Again, we won’t hire just anybody, but at this point if you’re not involved in waterboarding kittens, and you have a valid driver’s license you’ve got a chance!
We’re hoping to find someone that knows something (anything?) about semi trucks and heavy equipment, but if that’s asking too much we’ll go for someone who has great customer service, a good attitude, and the ability to learn. A sense of humor doesn’t hurt either, but we’re not hiring for looks or personality – this isn’t a pageant and there’s no prize for miss congeniality… although, if it helps get people in the door, we can vote on it once a month. We need inventory help which involves attention to detail and the ability to count higher than 10 without using your appendages. You’ll need to be able to do some computer work with a complicated system, you’ll need the ability to multitask, and you’ll need to be able to work on your own without constant supervision. You can leave your drama at home with your dog.
What you get other than a hard time here:
Pay commensurate with your abilities. We are willing to negotiate based on your experience, desire, and reliability.
A retirement plan.
Health insurance.
Paid vacation and sick time.
A sign on bonus.
Relocation assistance for you out of towners.
Some very entertaining co-workers and some not so entertaining co-workers.
Sometimes donuts. And birthday cake. Occasionally breakfast burritos. We’re food motivated.
Really, we need someone who actually wants to work. The guys in back have a running bet on how long the new hires are going to last and Dwayne’s raking in the big bucks by betting on “no show, first day”. Bobby has bills to pay, so we need someone who will last longer than a year. Bobby is still on the losing end of this one, help him out.
Apply in person! Call, fax, email, mail, or messenger pigeon your resume to us! We might want to talk to you so leave a phone number and actually set up your voicemail on your cell phone if you don’t answer unknown numbers.
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Mid-America Diesel is a small town diesel repair shop, with a commitment to first-class quality service. Here, you will be greeted with a smile, and treated with respect and honesty. Mid-America has been an industry leader in diesel repair since 1989.