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07/03/2016

About ready for a comeback

11/18/2013

The 3 most important things in life. 1. Ti***es 2. Beer 3. Bikes

11/18/2013

09/04/2013

A guy walks into a doctors office with a 5 iron wrapped around his neck and 2 black eyes. "What happened to you?" asked the doctor. "Well it all started when my wife and I were golfing and by accident she hit the ball into a cow field. When we went to investigate, I saw the ball in a cow's ass. I went and lifted the tail of the cow and that's when I made my mistake." The doctor looked puzzled and asked, "What mistake was that?"
"I said 'Hey this looks like yours hun!'"

08/29/2013

A ragged, old, derelict shuffled into a down and dirty bar. Stinking of whisky and ci******es, his hands shook as he took the "Piano Player Wanted" sign from the window and handed it to the bartender. "I'd like to apply for the job," he said. "I was an F-4 Phantom driver and a Colonel in the Marine Corps but when they retired the Phantom they retired me as well. So I learned to play the piano on the GI Bill."
The barkeep wasn't too sure about this rather doubtful looking old guy, but it had been quite a while since he had a piano player and business was falling off. So, the barkeep decided to give him a try and said, "OK give me a sample of your playing."
The Colonel staggered his way over to the piano while several patrons snickered. By the time he was into his third bar of music, every voice was silenced. What followed was a rhapsody of sound and music, unlike anyone had heard in the bar before. When he finished there wasn't a dry eye in the place.
The bartender took the old fighter pilot a beer and asked him the name of the song he had just played.
It's called "Drop your Skivvies, Baby, I'm Going Balls To The Wall For You!" said the Colonel, after he took a long pull from the beer. "And I wrote it myself," he said.
The bartender and the crowd winced at the title, but the piano player then went on with a knee-slapping, hand-clapping bit of ragtime that had the place jumping. After he finished the fighter pilot acknowledged the applause and told the crowd the song was called, "Big B***s Make My Afterburner Light." He then excused himself as he stumbled and lurched to the john.
When he came out the bartender went over to him and said, "Look Colonel, the job is yours, but do you know your fly is open and your pe**er is hanging out?"
"Know it?" the old fighter pilot replied, "Hell, I wrote it!"

08/24/2013

A man walks into a bar and immediately realizes its a gay bar. He thinks to himself I'm not gay but I really want to to drink so he walks up to the bar. The bartender asks "What is the name of your p***s?" The man says "Man get outta my face I'm not like that, just gimme a beer." The bartender replies,"I'm sorry sir but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your p***s." The man says, "Okay then what's the name of your p***s?" The bartender replies "Mine is named Nike, You know Just Do it. The man thought for a moment then replied "Mine is named Secret." The bartender replied "Secret??" The man explained you know, Strong enough for a man, made for a woman."

07/29/2013

$1.00 at a time!!!!

07/09/2013

Happy Tuesday