05/17/2024
FULL DISCLOSURE: TO WHOMEVER THAT CONTINUES TO STRIKE MY BUSINESS, AND PERSONAL VEHICLES WITH EGGS...As sure as the sun rises, I will find you. At that point I will begin striking all of you with my elbows, knees, shins and boot heels ONLY, until you are unconscious and/or twitching. After you're done with your little nap and soiling yourself, if and when you are able to stand, I'll continue to repeat this process until I'm confident that you'll require an hourly diaper and bib change for the remainder of your worthless and wasted lives. This cleansing of your personalities is required, so that every Tweeker for three counties knows what happens when you f**k with the new kid that has no friends or family.
