08/20/2026
👽🚨 WEEK 16 — ATTENTION, MERRILL: NOTHING CANCELS BIG BLUE THURSDAY! 🚨👽
Rain? 🌧️ We’re there.
Thunder? ⛈️ We’re there.
Snow in August? ❄️ Wouldn’t surprise us — still there.
ALIEN INVASION? 👽🛸 We’ll move the truck over so they have somewhere to park.
As long as the aliens don’t steal the cheese curds, Big Blue will be at Carquest every Thursday from 11 to 1:30!
🥩 Hot beef, hot turkey, pulled pork & shaved prime rib
🥣 Meat bowls with real mashed potatoes, corn & a dinner roll
🧀 Better Than Fair cheese curds
🥙 Gyros — apparently popular on Earth AND probably Mars.
🍋 And Bill’s Lemonade Stand of Merrill squeezing fresh lemonade — because even extraterrestrials get thirsty.
Rain, shine, zombie apocalypse or little green men landing downtown… if it’s Thursday, WE’RE FEEDING MERRILL! 👽🚚🥙🧀🍋