Smoky Mountain Roadside

03/07/2026

Considering I spilled tuna juice on myself while making a snack I would adamantly support this...

A sq**rt gun filled with tuna water would make for a pretty devestating weapon.

04/03/2025

Please use your parking brake... Respectfully, It's not an emergency brake it's a parking brake.

12/27/2024

Please check your safety chains... No it's not going to destroy them if they touch asphalt but it will if they stay in touch with it...

Ever have your trailer chain drag on the ground? Wonder how much it weakens it? The thinnest part of this sample was 3.5mm and the original chain was 7mm. ...

12/18/2024

But it works...

12/17/2024

What would you do if I jump started your truck with expensive cologne?

12/16/2024

Watch out for deer... It's that time of year...

03/29/2024

09/26/2022

If you request a tow and I suggest anything other than a tow, I'm not trying to avoid towing your car I'm trying to make your life simpler and your day a little more efficient because not everybody needs towed. I started this company in a minivan taking tow calls because not everybody needs a tow truck. But if you really want it towed I'll tow it wherever you want. sometimes I find a flat tire that you thought only had a screw and you just wanted to get it towed and a new tire but then I take it off to put a plug in it and notice that you need an alignment too or a plug is all you need and you don't have to buy a tire right away. That alignment could also involve bad parts. It's not always the case but we find out things that we need to find out. Please don't try to report me for trying to avoid towing your car I was trying to help. And I don't want to have to stop trying to help people. I enjoy it too much.

09/25/2022

Difficult Creek is not impossible Creek! Getting that confused will show you s*** creek.

So... what do you do when the sign says the bridge is rated for 3,000 lb, your truck weighs 12,000 lb and the car your towing weighs 5000 lb for 17,000 lb total... You get the job done that's what you do.

09/20/2022

Gertrude is looking fine... all washed up, even though it doesn't last LOL still got a lot of button up items but she's doing a lot better than she was.