09/21/2026
🚨 BAD NEWS: THE DOGS FOUND OUT ABOUT SUBARU.
We made the mistake of telling them there’s an adoption event at Subaru of Macon on Saturday, October 3 from 10 AM–1 PM.
The rescue has been unmanageable ever since.
One called sh***un before we even finished the sentence and has been sitting in the passenger seat waiting ever since.
Another keeps asking if an Outback has enough cargo space for 47 tennis balls.
The Chihuahuas want to know if Subaru offers gang discounts.
Someone packed three Milk-Bones, half a blanket, and a leash that DOES NOT BELONG TO THEM.
One dog has started telling everyone he’s “basically adopted.”
He has zero applications.
Confidence is through the roof.
And then we told them the part we probably should’ve kept quiet:
Thanks to funding from a Subaru grant, adoption fees are $50 OFF for the entire month of October. 🎉
Now they think this is their Super Bowl.
So on October 3, we’ll be loading up a bunch of furry freeloaders, driving them to Subaru of Macon, and attempting to convince you to take them home.
PLEASE COME.
Come meet a dog.
Fall in love.
Make an impulsive life decision.
Immediately lose ownership of your couch.
Spend the next 12 years saying things like, “WHO ATE THIS?” and “WHY ARE YOU WET?”
It’ll be great.
📍 Subaru of Macon
🗓 Saturday, October 3
⏰ 10 AM–1 PM
💸 $50 OFF adoption fees all October
And if you can’t adopt, SHARE THIS.
Tag your friend.
Tag your spouse who said “no more dogs.”
Tag the person who absolutely does not need another dog but is going to click on this post anyway.
We need these dogs to find homes.
Mostly because we told them they were going car shopping and we do not have the emotional strength to explain the truth. 😂🐶🚗
