08/12/2026
👽Since we've had so many customers asking about the shattered glass in our front door, I figured I should post an explanation here. 🐲
So, brace yourself......
According to totally reliable sources, late one night last week, a rogue dragon, fresh from a nap in a nearby culvert, decided he needed snacks.
And by snacks, I mean the neon gummy worms by the register.
Sadly, his alien co-pilot tried pushing the door instead of pulling.
And well, the door didn't quite agree.
So, boom.
Glass confetti.
The dragon panicked, thinking he'd offended ancient convenience store spirits, while the alien tried to negotiate peace with a selfie.
Moral of the story, if a dragon ever asks for gummy worms, maybe just hand 'em over.
Repairs are in the works.......
