KITT Pontiac

11/10/2022

Kicked off Twitter for replying to a Pro-Life, God Fearing nut job -

(after replying to a previous tweet from him that people don't talk to their unborn babies and say to them "We're sorry little Timmy, but we can't afford you... so we're gonna kill you" then murder them just before they're born)

- that just because he has a house full of guns and those guns haven't killed anyone yet, it doesn't mean that guns don't kill people. He maintains - of course- that people kill people. guns play absolutely zero part in the thousands of murders each day - a fair percentage of them being the precious children he and God love so much.

I may have worded it more succinctly than that though…

Also got a like from Keanu Reeves... although not for either of those tweets.

Guess I've made it.

09/21/2022

Just sayin'...

09/20/2022

He's so sincere all the time... it's almost impossible not to reply.

09/20/2022

Not a lot of people realise that even though Michael and I have parted ways - and he's gone all in on the useless wa**er side of his career - I still keep up with the crimefighting and defending those in need.

When it suits me of course.

09/20/2022

Today I decided to kick back, relax, go for a bit of drive and just chillax.

Oh... and call Ted Cruz an obnoxious simpering sycophant.

07/22/2022

07/13/2022

It's basically a win / win kinda' deal.

08/20/2020

I’d like to thank you for your tireless and selfless commitment to the cause.

There is no doubt in my mind that in the last 3 years & 211 days you have done more for comedy than Obama ever did in his entire 8 years.

Thank you Sir.

07/15/2020

The time I surprised Devon by telling him that his dream of creating a super army of soldiers whose sole purpose was to ganging Bonnie in the parking lot, was the sickest idea he’d had since the one about making Michael wear underpants made of ice-cream.

10/22/2019

That time Michael had an enormous spot on the end of his nose and wore a photograph of his face as a mask so no one would know.

So vain.

I said it was stupid and would end in tears but he was adamant it was a brilliant idea, until he fell off the kerb and was almost run over.

10/10/2019

Here are the schematics for Goliath: the armoured semi built by Wilton Knight’s son Garthe in an attempt to kill Michael and I because he was a psycho.

Didn’t work.

Being made of the same s**t as me didn’t stop him from being a lumbering fu***ng moron.

As was Goliath.