Long Beach Lincoln / Mazda

06/08/2025

This is next level... not where you start at, but after a couple of generations of living large. Facts

05/20/2025

On the lot talk about the car... talk business in the office.

Any salesman trying to pre-qualify you on the lot. Walk off.

04/17/2025

The car business has been good to me... the key 🗝️ to a good car deal is
1. Can you afford the payments.
2. Do you like the car.

Everything else is irrelevant.

My current car is a Lincoln Navigator.
I rarely drive the car.
It's primary purpose is being parked in my driveway raising the property value of my home 🏠.

04/12/2025

Believe it or not you are what you drive... more people see you in your car than in your house 🏠.

People in luxury cars are treated differently. Why... ask yourself that question. 💯

04/05/2025

Hanging out at the Superstore... after all I am a Superstar ⭐.

02/20/2025

This is what happens when you want to be different. 🤷‍♀️

I thought buying a Cybertruck would make me the coolest person in the parking lot. I mean, who wouldn't want to be associated with Elon Musk, right?

Every month, like clockwork, I part with $1,800 for this angular beast, dreaming of the day when I'd be the talk of the town. But here's the twist - the only thing people are talking about is how much they loathe me for it.

I used to get waves, smiles, even the occasional thumbs-up. Now? All I get are side-eyes and whispers. "Oh, there goes Elon's minion," they sneer. My Cybertruck has become less of a status symbol and more of a scarlet letter.

At first, I thought, "Well, at least I'm unique." But unique has turned into "uniquely despised." Kids don't want to take photos with it anymore; they throw eggs. My neighbors have started a petition to get me to park it in another state.

I've tried to blend in - I've put flowers in the bed, I've stuck peace signs on the windows, but nothing says "I love peace" like a vehicle that looks ready to storm the Bastille.

So here I am, making my payments, but for what? The thrill of driving a tank-like vehicle that everyone now associates with the last person they want to be linked to in a conversation.

If you see a Cybertruck in your neighborhood, don't judge too harshly. We're just trying to find our place in a world that's moved on from the novelty of looking like we're from the future - or at least, a dystopian one.

01/02/2025

People never cease to amaze me at their ingenuity in doing the absurd. 🤷‍♀️

😂😂LOL


#2020

01/01/2025

Altima has a diesel trim package... didn't know that. 🤷‍♀️

Lol😂😂

12/30/2024

I couldn't find her equal... so I had to settle for her sequel. Who if I had met her first would have been the prequel. 🤷‍♀️

12/23/2024

This is why older people were much better drivers... we couldn't afford to be in an accident. 💯