03/27/2025
Be on the lookout, we’re concerned that a deranged mental patient (sometimes passes himself off quite publicly as a professional psychotherapist on morning news shows) who at other times has flown under the radar by presenting himself as a high profile Pennsylvanian weather man (weirdly obsessed with Ground Hogs for some bizarre reason), is also know to be subcontracted as a ghost busting supernatural exterminator or sorts, but is actually a filthy rich grouch…. Or you could say a real Scrooge, who tends to pass his time leisurely maintaining golf courses from the damage of seemingly immortal gophers, and to top that, oddly enough, cosplays himself but in the image of a literal zombie, so we hear.
This man has bypassed our top notch security system in our shop and taken possession of the last of our t-shirts… no worries though, your bikes are all accounted for, safe and sound.
He is likely to be found competing in national bowling competitions, playing a variety of instruments at random bars and theaters, or enjoying a fresh plate of lasagna with Orange cats owned by a man named DAVE DAVE DAVE DAVE DAVE (he’s the man)…Dave Hill
Just be on the lookout y’all, maybe it wasn’t intentional, he could simply be lost in translation, but we have a zero tolerance at the shop for wearing our shirts without a proper introduction and welcoming Texan ‘Howdy’ first…
Hopefully he will surface on his own without being tracked down and I’m sure if he simply says, hello, we’d be glad to burry the axe and send him on a relaxing ride through the hill country on one of your bikes, okay okay, one of our own… I mean, if you’re not too selfish to deny a man of his incredible talent a little wind therapy on your scoot? Am I right or am I right or am I right, right, right, right?
Just make sure if you see him before we do to warn him to watch that first step into our shop, it’s a doo-hoo-hoo-hoooosy.
Bill, we may never have the privilege to personally welcome you to the Pigg Pen Family, but on behalf of me (Meg) and Ryan (Meg Ryan for short) thank you for being who you are meant to be and in so doing, setting the world on fire, and making a dream you would truly enjoy learning about, come true!
We know you may have to leave before we see you this time around, but we won’t let that come between us!
Till next time, you will always have a bad ass Harley to ride while in town, we will ensure that, privately, discreetly, and with nothing but Wiley-Mad respect for who you are, especially to me (Meg)!
Safe travels and thanks for accepting our gift with that incredible smile!!
