03/30/2020
" This Is The Car For You "
This is the car James Bond would be driving if he weren’t such a square. This car is the color of bullets, smells like fresh blue steel, with black rally racing stripes!
" You heard me right black racing stripes "
" RACING STRIPES MAKE CARS GO FASTER!!!! " 🤪
Use the automatic shift for all your ordinary trips to the grocery store, then kick it into manual shift mode for your nights out on the town
" Blowing the doors off of every Fast and Furious Import Tuner in your City! "
🚘 This Car has Power Everything!
Power Steering, Power Locks, Power Windows, Power Seats, Power Locks, Powerful Engine, Powerful Stereo System!
It also comes factory stock with 1000HP, Smokescreen, Oil Slicks, Bulletproof Windows, Bulletproof Front Doors, Wireless Start, Talking Alarm & 28" Chrome Wheels
And what could be more enjoyable than rocking out to your favorite tunes in this vehicle's VERY OWN IN-DASH ANDROID TOUCH-SCREEN DVD PLAYER!!!
Not to mention the Upgraded Run-Flat Tires that will run right over spike strips and will give you extra traction to get away from Law Enforcement 🚔....Like if you were in a Mountainside Police Chase.
WE’RE JUST GETTING STARTED!!!!
Tired of your annoying partner sitting next to you? No problem.... 😈 Just open your enormous sunroof and eject them out over a cliffside. And did I mention the spoiler? A one-two punch!
" A SPOILER AND BLACK RACING STRIPES!!! "
All This, and Still Under Warranty! Which you won’t need by the way, because this car is indestructible! I once ran this car directly into a freight train, and the train ACTUALLY VANISHED! That’s the kind of power 💪 this car can generate.
" Not only that, this car will MAKE YOU MORE BEAUTIFUL! " 🥰
That’s right, the moment you step into this car you will have Daniel Craig’s eyes, Elizabeth Hurley’s legs, David Beckham’s knees, Tony Blair’s vocabulary, Winston Churchill’s ability to consume alcohol, and Austin Powers’s Sexual Success!!!
One week after purchasing this car you will find yourself in possession of a charming flat in Bedfordshire, with your own personal lift and lorry. Owning this type of vehicle also entitles you to use
ALTERNATE SPELLINGS OF ORDINARY WORDS!!!!
😤 Watch the haters rage with jealously....as the rest of the world admires your intelligence for choosing such an elegant automobile
" Perhaps You’re Wondering Why I’m Calling a 2014 Car Brand New? "
Well You Shouldn’t Be....I Bought This Car For My Beautiful Wife!
God bless her, because she did soooooo much to get me to buy her this car 😂 I'm not going to go into detail about everything that she did for me because it wouldn't be appropriate, but she begged me for this vehicle!
Every day I came home to a 🥘 Delicious, Hot, Fresh, Cooked, Meal, and that's not all she had waiting for me when I came home....if you know what I mean? 💋
She even got on her hands & knees and asked me
" Please, Please, Please, Buy Me This Vehicle "
Because it’s so freaking adorable! It actually shoots Labrador puppies out of the tailpipe. But guess what?
SHE NEVER DRIVES IT!!!
Seriously, it’s got very low miles on it. I’ve put more miles on my tennis shoes in the past three years than she’s put on this car. And now, despite the fact that it’s entirely paid off
SHE WANTS A DIFFERENT CAR!!! 🙍♂️
Isn’t that precious? I tell you what, I love her to death, and someday those words might be literal, but until then
" DO I HAVE THE CAR FOR YOU!!!! "
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" DEALS ON WHEELS "
CONTACT ERIC
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🚘 INVENTORY LIST
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☆ 2008 Chevrolet Silverado 1500 Black 124,091 Miles $10,500
☆ 2006 Cadillac STS Silver 168,475 Miles $5,800
☆ 2008 Cadillac CTS Red 142,485 Miles $5,700
☆ 2006 Cadillac STS Black 198,041 Miles $4,900
☆ 2008 GMC Acadia Black 4×4 174,991 Miles $6,500
☆ 2009 GMC Yukon Denali XL Black 4×4 216,910 MILES $6,900
☆ 2007 GMC Yukon Denali Blue 195,999 MILES $7,900
☆ 2010 Dodge Journey Red 118,792 MILES $4,900
☆ 2010 FORD EDGE BLACK METALLIC FLAKE 3.5L V6 DOHC 24V 145,093 MILES $6600
☆ 2004 FORD EXPLORER SPORT TRAC RED
111,364 MILES $3,400
☆ 2009 FORD FOCUS WHITE 107,444 MILES $3700
☆ 2011 FORD FUSION BLUE 3.5L V6 DOHC 24V
119,071 MILES $4,900
☆ 2005 JEEP LIBERTY RED 101,999 MILES $5,600
☆ 2006 HUMMER H3 BLACK 119,673 MILES $7,900
☆ 2011 CHEVROLET MALIBU BLACK 154,675 MILES $5,900
☆ 2005 NISSAN MURANO SILVER 202,316 Miles $5,900
☆ 2009 DODGE JOURNEY GOLD $4,900
