BRENNANS TOWING

01/13/2024

Luggage is for traveling baggage is for life.

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!

Y'all be safe out there.

01/13/2024

A statement I've posted in the past.

I am is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.

Could it be that
I do is the longest sentence?

Think about it.
Y'all be safe out there.

01/13/2024

People are
like drugs.

Some are uppers,
some are downers.

Some will give you a b***r.

Later everybody
Lets do it again tomorrow.

~Y'all be safe out there ~

01/12/2024

Beware, Some people will sell ya dream and deliver a nightmare.

Y'all be safe out there.

01/12/2024

The rain finally gave up playing at the park with my superstar.

01/12/2024

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living.

The world owes you nothing. It was here first!

Y'all be safe out there.

01/12/2024

Failure should be our teacher,
not our undertaker.

Failure is delay,
not defeat.
It's a temporary detour
not a dead end.

Failure
is something we can avoid
only by saying nothing,
doing nothing,
and being nothing.

Think about it.

~Y'all be safe out there~

01/12/2024

It doesn't matter what roads ya take
what matters is what you've become
along the journey.

Goodnight people

Y'all be safe out there.

01/11/2024

Hard to Believe

A recent survey indicates that the smartphone Is now the number one hand held device.

The p***s has slipped to second place.

Y'all be safe out there.

01/11/2024

As kids we always wanted to grow up fast, but now we realize
that broken toy's and lost pencils were much better than broken heart's and lost friends.

Sometimes you will never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory.

Y'all be safe out there.

01/11/2024

Who turned off the damn heat?

01/11/2024

I'm not a perfect person by no means.

I make a lot of mistakes, and I love those people that stay with me even after
knowing how I really am.

Been one helluva day
Let's do it again tomorrow

Goodnight friends
Y'all be safe out there.

01/10/2024

When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross!

Y'all be safe out there.

01/10/2024

01/10/2024

If you can lay down at night, knowing in your heart that you made someone's day
just a Lil better,
you know you had
a great day.

Mission accomplished.

Good night everyone.

Y'all be safe out there.

01/09/2024

The guys at the VFW asked me what actress
I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.

I told them
the one who knows how to fix elevators.

I'm old, tired,
and p*e a lot.

~Y'all be safe
out there~

01/09/2024

Before you judge me, please understand that I don't give a f**k what you think.

01/09/2024

With heavy heart,
I say good morning to all that have awoken

The most important trip you may take in life
is meeting people halfway.

Today I will not worry about tomorrow.

I will love with my heart wide open and be grateful for the opportunity to do so.

I Believe...
That we don't have to change friends if
We understand that friends change.

~Y'all be safe out there ~

01/09/2024

In the depths of hell,
I learned who I was.

It takes a strong soul to endure so much pain
and heartache and still be able
to make it out alive and not get stuck
in the deep burning pit of misery.

It takes a resilient person to claw their way back outta the darkness and back into reality where your nightmares can finally turn into dreams.

It's high time to photoshop my life.

Adjust the tones,
blur out the background and touch up the edges.

To start focusing
on the good s**t
and crop out
all the as****es.

Goodnight people.

Y'all be safe out there.

01/08/2024

You can meet one person and your
Whole Life changes Forever.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Y'all be safe out there.

01/08/2024

So here I stand in the emergency room listening to the nurses laugh.....

Went up north for a couple of days and took my buddies Ultra out for a 26 degree ride.

Now I dress as warm as I can and all my bits stay warm except.....well.... my gollywobbles.

Someone on this site mentioned putting hand warmers down your pants to keep your nether regions warm....So....I thought I would try it.

My ride started out pretty good. All the goodies were nice and warm......After a few minutes, Clyde and the, uhh, twins were getting pretty warm....

No problem though, kept riding.....After a few more miles....the heat was getting to be a bit much.....I kept riding though, because I am such a manly fellow.

After a few more miles....

Now the boys are downright HOT. ....

I look down and Holy s**t there is smoke coming out of my crotch area, and it feels like I am on fire.

I pull over into the median and jump off of the bike. She falls over because I forgot to put the kickstand down....

I fell down because there was a foot of snow on the ground and I'm hopping up and down like a f**king jumping jack trying to get to my gollywobbles. And of course.....the f**king zipper is stuck.

Now I'm wearing a snowmobile suit, over coverall, over jeans, over long johns, over long johns. My nuts are roasting off and all I could think to do was p**s my pants and dive pe**er first into the snow.

Along came a state trooper who started yelling at me. Hell, who knows what the hell he was saying,
I was screaming in agony trying to get that damn zipper down, Suddenly, the trooper maces me with pepper spray and oh Damn can this friggin day get any worse..........

Turns out he already tried to tazed me but I was wearing to many clothes.....

When s**t finally calmed down a bit he called an ambulance for me. And now I'm standing in an exam room at the hospital.

I cant sit down because I have 2nd and 3rd degree burns on my ass and my nuts.....

I aint never listening to you f**kers again.

The doc says 2-3 skin grafts and I can ride again by summer.

~Y'all be safe out there~

01/08/2024

At times our own light goes out and is rekindled by a spark from another person

Each of us has cause
to think with deep grattitude of those
who have lit the flame within us.

~Y'all be safe out there~

01/08/2024

You stupid f**kin drivers on Pleasant hill holding everybody up in the left lane, so you can turn right on on John young Pkwy
you dumb bastards.

01/08/2024

Hey hey it's Monday.

Just because your past didn't turn out like you wanted it to, doesn't mean your future can't be better than you ever imagined it.

Y'all be safe out there.

01/08/2024

A man sees a sign in front of a house:
Talking Dog for Sale.

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. He goes into the backyard and sees a white mutt just sitting there.

You talk? he asks.

Yup, the mutt replies.

So, what's your story?

The mutt looks up and says, Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.

I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. But, the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down.

So, I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals.

Had a wife, a mess of puppies,
and now I'm just retired.

The man is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

The owner says,
Ten dollars.

The guy says, This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling her so cheap?

The owner replies, she's such a liar.
She didn't do any of that stuff.

~Y'all be safe out there~

01/07/2024

Our next president needs to step up and take care of our veterans.

Y'all be safe out there.

01/07/2024

Happy Sunday Funday People.

Its a cool wet start,
so be patient.
People change for two reasons either you've learned enough that you want to, or that you've been hurt enough and you have to.

You can't just give up on somebody just because the situation is not perfect, relationships aren't great because they have no problems, they're great because both people care enough about the other person enough to try to make it work.

~Y'all be safe out there~

01/06/2024

Started my morning off by meeting with an ole friend. Did my heart good.

Love ya brother man.

01/06/2024

I Believe....
That our background and circumstances
may have influenced who we are,
But, we are responsible for who we become.

Y'all be safe out there.