Caprice Of Shift Enterprises

06/13/2026

🤡 PPV SHIFT BOX – CLOWN EDITION 🤡

Tired of boring paddle shifters? Want everyone at Cars & Coffee to immediately question your life choices?

Introducing the PPV Shift Box: Internet Clown Edition™

✅ Rainbow anodized finish

✅ Precision push-button operation

✅ Custom labels:

* UP (I)

* NEUTRAL (AM)

* DOWN (AN)

* GROUND (IDIOT)

✅ Professionally calibrated for maximum emotional damage

✅ Adds at least 15 horsepower worth of internet arguments

✅ Guaranteed to trigger somebody in the comments section

Features:

* Handmade from genuine unobtainium

* Compatible with most Chevrolet Caprice PPVs and questionable decisions

* Rainbow wiring harness for improved aerodynamics

* Clown-certified reliability

* Perfect for Holden owners who enjoy stirring the pot

Condition: Brand new fresh off the AI 3D printer

Reason for selling: Doctor says I need fewer hobbies

Price: $79.99 firm - I know what I’ve got. No lowballers.

Trades considered:

* NOS Mtn Dew

* VE Commodore parts

* Outback Steakhouse gift cards

* One (1) working brain cell

* 2.92 rear ends

If the ad is still up, it’s still available. 🤡🚗

“Honk if you’re confused.”

05/28/2026

Offering up a new (old) design shift box for anyone interested. My former competitor made only a couple of these in 2017/2018, and I finally found the buttons they used to replicate the design.

This style uses paddle shifter buttons from a Mercedes Benz for a more aggressive “click” and feel when using it.

I might offer them in the future if we can design a 3D printed case cover, as cutting the holes for the buttons is a PITA.

I can add the appropriate guts to make it work for all year PPV’s.

$175 shipped. PM the page if interested.

05/28/2026

I know many of you have been patiently waiting, and I’m happy to announce after a long delay of parts availability, paddle shifter kits for the 2008/2009 Pontiac G8 and 2011-2013 Caprice PPV are returning to the shop!

I only use OEM GM paddles, and they have been on a national backorder since Christmas 😟

I will have 5 PPV kits and 5 G8 kits available. These will go quick, so get your preorder in now.

My kits are:
* The lowest price worldwide.
* Built in the 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 (buy ‘Murican 🦅 ).
* Fully assembled and ready to install.
* Include detailed instructions with hi-res photos and video.
* Customer support on all my products compared to other retailers.

Prices for everything I sell are in the first pinned post on the page.

02/22/2026

***edited***

The 9-5 day job is keeping me super busy, so to catch up on pending orders, I am not taking any new orders until after April 1st. I apologize for any delays and appreciate your patience.

01/20/2026

01/17/2026

We finally made national status, fam!

Go watch last night’s episode of On Patrol: Live on REELZ (Episode 45)! The cops hold up homies instructions for his Caprice Of Shift box 🤣🤣🤣

12/05/2025

Playing catch-up from our Black Friday sale, so any orders placed after tomorrow will ship after January 5th.

I’m taking the next four weeks to relax, spend some much needed time with friends & family, and enjoy the holidays.

If we don’t talk, I hope each of you has a joyous Holiday season.

11/30/2025

You try and help people out and all it does is bite you in the ass.

Literally 8:00 PM on a holiday weekend and a customer hits me up because they broke something (because they clearly can’t follow basic instructions written in English), and because I refuse to give them part numbers for the parts they broke, I’m providing sh*tty customer service. FOH…

I’ve stated this before, so listen up, my friends...

While it’s not some big trade secret on the parts I use, my time and research are valuable and for those reasons, I don’t share part numbers or schematic diagrams for the products I sell. I run a business not a charity, sorry not sorry.

So…from now on, if it’s after 5PM EST, a weekend, or a holiday, you’ll get the auto-reply and I’ll tend to your needs THE NEXT BUSINESS DAY.

Happy Holidays.