10/03/2026
🚨 WELL… HERE WE ARE. 🚨
Another Speedway?
Another gas station?
Another place for you to swear you’re “just getting gas” and walk out $32 poorer with a Monster, beef jerky, and something you’ve never seen before but apparently needed. 😂
Yes. We know.
And no, I have absolutely no idea why they put another gas station here either. That decision was made far above my pay grade. I’m just the person they handed the Facebook password to. 😂
So since we’re here now…
WELCOME TO SPEEDWAY! ⛽️
We’re gonna have deals.
We’re gonna have snacks.
We’re gonna have questionable impulse purchases.
We’re probably gonna post things that make corporate nervous. 😂
But most importantly, we’re gonna have fun.
So follow the page, come say hey, and give us a chance.
Because if we’re gonna be another gas station, we might as well be the entertaining one. 😏
— The person running the page who definitely did NOT approve this message. 😂