Anthony's Deal Patrol

10/13/2026

🚨 LOT PATROL: DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES!

Yep, that's me waving at passing traffic!

No, I don't know these people. I'M TRYING TO FLAG DOWN SOMEBODY TO BUY THIS DAMN CORVETTE!

Winter's coming, temperatures are dropping, and this beast has no business sitting outside waiting for its first frostbite!

It's got enough horsepower to outrun the cops, but apparently not enough to escape our parking lot!

Somebody give this beauty a warm garage before I have to put a damn Christmas wreath on it!

🚔 ANTHONY'S DEAL PATROL

📲 Stop waving back and COME BUY THE CORVETTE! 😎

570-454-0856
Ask for: Anthony Maldonado

10/12/2026

FRESH TRADE!
2024 FORD F-250
7.3L V8
10,659 miles

Won't last long!
570-454-0856
Ask for: Anthony Maldonado

10/11/2026

GOOD DEALS DON'T RUN. THEY KNOW DEAL PATROL WILL CATCH THEM!

You tell me what you're looking for.
I track it down.
We make the numbers work.
You drive away happy.

NO CHASE. NO CUFFS. JUST KEYS! 🔑

ANTHONY'S DEAL PATROL — THE DEAL STARTS HERE!

Message me and let's get to work!

Like and share.....let'em know I'm here

10/11/2026

BREAKING NEWS: I'M STILL CHASING PEOPLE… BUT NOW IT'S FOR LIKES AND SHARES! 🤣💀

NO WARRANTS. NO HANDCUFFS. JUST BADASS DEALS!

New & Used Vehicles
Killer Deals
$150 Referral Rewards!

I traded chasing bad guys for chasing great deals… and now I need YOUR BACKUP!

LIKE THE PAGE!
FOLLOW DEAL PATROL!
SHARE IT LIKE YOU'RE FLEEING THE SCENE! 😂

You might not need a ride, but somebody on your friends list DOES!

🚔 ANTHONY'S DEAL PATROL 🚔
Taking a bite out of high prices, one deal at a time!

📍 Blaise Alexander GMC – Hazleton
📍 508 Susquehanna Blvd., Hazleton, PA 18202
📞 570-454-0856 — Ask for Anthony Maldonado!
📲 Message me directly right here on Facebook!

💥 LET'S MAKE THIS PAGE WANTED IN ALL 50 STATES! 💥

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10/10/2026

ANTHONY'S DEAL PATROL — MIRANDA WARNING

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN BROKE. 💸

Anything you say about needing a new vehicle WILL be used to find you a better one!

You have the right to shop other dealerships. However, anything they offer CAN and WILL be used against them during negotiations.

You have the right to a salesman. If you cannot find a good one, ONE WILL BE PROVIDED FOR YOU. (That would be ME.)

You have the right to remain silent… but your spouse WILL eventually find out what you paid for that old piece of junk you're driving.

You have the right to refuse a test drive… but continuing to drive that rolling crime scene is entirely your decision.

You have the right to call a friend… ESPECIALLY IF THAT FRIEND NEEDS A VEHICLE! I'll send you $150 if they buy!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THESE RIGHTS AS I'VE READ THEM TO YOU?

Good. Now put your hands where I can see them, step away from that busted trade-in, and GET YOUR ASS DOWN TO THE DEALERSHIP!

ANTHONY'S DEAL PATROL
Serving the public. Protecting your wallet. Arresting bad deals.

NO BADGES. NO HANDCUFFS. JUST KILLER DEALS.

570-454-0856
Ask for: Anthony Maldonado

10/09/2026

2026 Canyon Elevation ready for a new owner!!
570-454-0856
Ask for: Anthony Maldonado
Deal Patrol hunting down the deals on wheels!!

10/09/2026

This one headed out today Ohio tomorrow.....thank you for trusting me to find you a great deal. 9 hours away....pffft no problem. And here are the results.

I don't want to sell you ONE vehicle. I want to earn your business for LIFE!

📍 Blaise Alexander GMC – Hazleton
🚨 ANTHONY'S DEAL PATROL 🚨 BAD DEALS GET BUSTED. GREAT DEALS GET DONE! 💥

10/08/2026

Call 570-454-0856
Ask for:Anthony Maldonado

10/08/2026

570-454-0856
Ask for: Anthony Maldonado