10/12/2026
Apparently Paul found out all the banks were closed today and decided that was a good enough reason to put on a full fashion show at work.
With Halloween just a few weeks away, he figured he'd get a head start on finding the perfect costume. We would've preferred he use his free time to do literally anything productive, but nobody asked us.
After all that, Paul has officially decided he's going to be a car salesman for Halloween.
We have to give him credit for the dedication. Most people leave their work at work, but Paul's willing to take his home, dress up as it, and spend Halloween doing it all over again.
Anyway, if you're looking for a vehicle, Paul's at Glasgow Auto Sales. He's done trying on clothes for the day. We think.