Finley's Towing and Recovery

10/01/2026

SLINGBLADE JONES HAS SOMETHING TO SAY

“Some of y’all know me as Lewis Jones.

But come October 3rd, you can call me SLINGBLADE.

Now I’m a sober man these days, but don’t get it twisted—I still remember what a cold Twisted Tea tastes like. I spend my free time flipping lawn mowers and sharpening blades, so tearing up cheap equipment is nothing new to me.

And now I’ve got the SUPER SLIMER.

But I didn’t build this thing just to ride around Georgetown making laps.

I’m coming for THEM DAMN FINLEY BOYS.

Chris. Jake. Whichever one gets in front of me first.

I sharpen mower blades for fun, boys. You really think I’m scared of a couple Finleys in $500 sh*tboxes?

Super Slimer’s coming through, and if one of them Finley boys gets caught in the way…

Mmm-hmm.

Reckon that car ain’t gonna have no gas in it when I’m done with it.

October 3rd. Georgetown, Kentucky.”

10/01/2026

09/27/2026

🏁 GRACE FINLEY HAS ENTERED THE CHAT…

“First of all, I want everybody to understand that my Uncle Chris Finley gave me the SH*TTIEST car on the entire planet for the last powderpuff derby.

And I’m not exaggerating.

That piece of junk was so bad that when the derby was over, I didn’t want it fixed. I didn’t want it hauled home. I didn’t even want to LOOK at it again.

I demanded they bring the bulldozer onto the track and CRUSH IT exactly where it died.

That’s how bad it was.

And yes, I got so mad during the derby that I punched the steering wheel and BENT IT.

So Chris… I haven’t forgotten. 😊

October 3rd, you’re getting paid back.

And Dad? love you and all that, but if you just so happen to be between me and winning, family is family and a derby is a derby.

I’ve got a better car. I’ve got Dr Pepper. I work at Crumbl, so obviously I have my life together.

And most importantly:

I. AM. NOT. LOSING. AGAIN.

Uncle Chris, this entire revenge tour is your fault. 💗🏁

— Grace Finley

09/27/2026

CHRIS FINLEY HAS SOMETHING TO SAY…

“LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING…

October 3rd, I ain’t coming to Mini Mayhem to make friends. Hell, I don’t even know which car I’m driving yet.

But I know what I’m coming for. THE MAD DOG AWARD. I’m the Team Captain. I own Finley’s Towing & Recovery. I spend every day picking up wrecked cars — October 3rd, I’m gonna CREATE a few.

And Aaron Anderson… load up on the Pop-Tarts. Drink all the Ale-8 you want. Because when that green flag drops…YOUR BOSS IS COMING FOR YOU, BROTHER.

When the smoke clears, I want the Mad Dog Award in one hand and an ice cold Miller Lite in the other. HOOKIN’. HAULIN’. AND RAISIN’ HELL.”

— Chris Finley

09/27/2026

A WORD FROM AARON ANDERSON…

“October 3rd, Georgetown, Kentucky… they tell me there’s gonna be a demolition derby.

Well boys, that’s convenient — because tearing up cars is already in my job description.

I spend all week behind the wheel of a heavy wrecker for Finley’s Towing & Recovery, picking up everybody else’s bad decisions. But at Mini Mayhem, I ain’t coming to clean up the wreckage…

I’M COMING TO CREATE IT.

I don’t care who lines up across from me. Bring your best car. Weld it up. Chain it up. Pray over it if you need to. Because when that green flag drops, I’ve got a belly full of Pop-Tarts, an ice-cold Ale-8 in my veins, and absolutely no regard for the structural integrity of your automobile.

Now, there IS one man out there who deserves a little extra attention…

Andy Skinner.

Skinner, everybody remembers your first demolition derby. Hell, you barely had enough time to get comfortable before somebody sent you packing.

And somehow, after a performance like that, you found the courage to EAT MY DAMN POP-TARTS.

That takes guts.

Stupidity… but guts.

So yeah, if I see that No. 67 sitting sideways in front of me, I might forget about winning for a minute.

But Skinner ain’t the only one who oughta be worried.

I’m coming to smash cars, bend frames, collect grudges, and make sure Chris Finley has plenty of work waiting at the shop Monday morning.

October 3rd.

Aaron Anderson is coming to Mini Mayhem.

Bring your car.

Bring your courage.

And Skinner…

BRING ME A NEW BOX OF POP-TARTS.”

08/25/2026

There’s just something special about hauling a classic! 😍

We always respect our customers’ privacy and ask permission before posting photos of their vehicles. A big shoutout to this customer for letting us share their SHARP Nova! 🔥😎

Thank you for trusting Finley’s Towing & Recovery to take care of your ride! 🪝🚘

08/11/2026

The Scott Co. Ky. Sheriff's Office reached out to us to help donate school supplies for the Cram the Cruiser school supply drive. 🏫 🎒 Of course we didn't turn down an opportunity to support our community. 💪 We love our community and supporting every effort. ❤️

07/22/2026

A small plane with two people onboard landed in a field off Leesburg Road after the aircraft ran out of fuel mid-flight Sunday, July 19, Georgetown-Scott County Emergency Management Agency