12/16/2025
WISH-A-MILE 2026: "Oh, will you shut up about the damn Swiss..."
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..Let's get the 39th Annual WAM 300 off on the right foot for Make-A-Wish Foundation of Michigan, and the right foot is not the Swiss foot, unless that's what caused my plantar fasciitis at work. Then, then we can blame the Swiss for that, too.
Now, if it walks like a Bobcat, squawks like a Bobcat, and is Bobcat, we sure as Hell better bobsled Bobcat. In 2026, we will be Jamaica, we have a Bobcat Team. For the record, I genuinely don't know what a Bobcat looks like, sounds like, or does. It's probably going to be three racoons on a taboggan, wearing p**f ball hats, and ski goggles. I've been made to understand that people in Michigan don't believe that Frankenmuth exists, Kowalski's has a Sausage Beer, and what a taboggan does. We'll prove them wrong, I'll prove that I can bring a proper team to WAM next year, and I'll prove that another joke will fall on a false note.
Because where would WAM be without a bit whimsy and silly heartedness, lest we tell any naysayers what to do with a quarter. So, let's get the start of next year's WAM training rides started off right. These are a handful of shots from rides since the beginning of August, or the end of the last WAM, or the start of a brand new phone after the previous one got waterlogged the day after a very soggy 300 miles. Many of these were already on other social media, some laying in wait for later, some that hit the cutting room floor, and others I was in the midst of a Cranksgiving food drive project for on my Tugs To The City tour through the month of November, but those aren't shown here. I'll put up a post for that soon after it's all set and done, so my parents have no choice to accept what I'd done. I still haven't become a kid of the k-hole after all this, so that's something to look positively towards as people try to look away at where I went.
But, it's where I'm going, where we're going as a family that matters in the end. On the final weekend in July of 2026 we will all join again, mount our steeds, and head out into the sunrise to ride and grant Wishes again. Oh, do I wish we're riding into a sunrise, and not a downpour down a hill this time. 300 miles is a long stretch to think about the weight of your impact, stories told, sights seen, introspection built on a storyboard no one can see, the nonsensical humming of a man in a bank line, a tell he's hit middle age, "Hey, here's a fresh one from me "shuba doop doo...!" Though the song may change hands, hold a different tone, the upbeat nature and joy Wish-A-Mile brings all these years later has never changed. Because although we are riding for children fighting critical illnesses, a dark spot on a sunny afternoon; we can offer them power, to be their own "Superman" or Superwoman. A Wish, to their dream's content, is more than just a trip, meeting their idol, a piece of peace, mobility, or playscape, it's an offer of Hope. The memories with family, friends, and the escapism of adventure that awaits is transformative. It gives a kid struggling with an illness, a sickness that is robbing them of their childhood, a fork in the road away from it for awhile, and what many parents will say was the mental push to know there's so many of us standing beside them that they're not in this alone, and help themselves heal and push against the grain of what their bodies fighting them on. A Wish offers positive memories, happiness, and Hope that if there's this, there can also be a light at the end of this cave of pain, and I'll push up and out of it.
Hopefully, in time, my words will actually become infectious, and others will want to "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up, pick it up!" We've become a smaller, but immovable force over the years. We need to build our ranks again, carry this on through the next decade. Less we forget what Goldfinger sang, "So here I am. Growing older all the time. Looking older all the time. Feeling younger in my mind. So here I am. Doing everything I can. Holding on to what I am. Pretending I'm a Superman." Join us, join our League, become your own Superman to offer "Hope" to these children.
Of course, if you don't want to ride, but can donate, go to my WAM Rider page above. All donations directly go to Make-A-Wish Foundation of Michigan.
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