06/07/2026
🚨🚨🚨 FACEBOOK, WE HAVE A PROBLEM 🚨🚨🚨
Somebody is about to make a terrible financial decision.
And for once…
fully supports it.
😂😂😂
JUST IN TO
🔥 2008 PONTIAC G8 🔥
🟠 Ignition Orange Metallic
🟠 1 Owner Since New
🟠 Sold New At Mikan Pontiac
🟠 Butler, PA
🟠 163,000 Miles
🟠 Rear Wheel Drive
🟠 3.6L V6
🟠 Automatic
Now before the Pontiac keyboard commandos storm the comments section…
YES.
We know it’s not a GT.
YES.
We know it’s not a GXP.
YES.
We know you’d LS swap it.
Congratulations.
So would literally everyone else.
🏆🏆🏆
Now let’s discuss why this thing is $4,500.
BECAUSE IT’S BROKEN.
There.
We said it.
Transmission moves when cold.
Transmission DOES NOT move when warm.
Not “shifts hard.”
Not “might need serviced.”
Not “my mechanic says it’s probably a sensor.”
DOESN’T.
MOVE.
😂😂😂
ALSO…
It has a rust scab on the left rear quarter.
Again…
THIS IS NOT A DATE NIGHT CAR.
THIS IS A PROJECT.
THIS IS A RACE CAR CANDIDATE.
THIS IS AN LS SWAP CANDIDATE.
THIS IS THE CAR YOUR WIFE IS GOING TO ASK:
“WHAT THE HELL DID YOU BUY NOW?”
💀💀💀
But let’s be honest…
You aren’t looking at this because it’s practical.
You’re looking at it because Pontiac is gone.
G8s are getting harder to find.
Ignition Orange cars are rare.
And every red-blooded American with a toolbox immediately starts calculating horsepower numbers when they see one.
😈😈😈
Meanwhile…
Some Facebook expert is about to explain how he bought one cheaper in 2017.
That’s fantastic.
Gas was $2.
Eggs were affordable.
And Pontiac was still less dead.
Times change, brother.
🇺🇸
💰 $4,500 PLUS TAX, PLATES & $394 DOC FEE 💰
120% AS-IS.
NO WARRANTY.
NO PA INSPECTION.
NO CRYING.
NO “YOU NEVER TOLD ME.”
We’re literally telling you everything wrong with it before you leave your couch.
More honesty than most politicians, car dealers, and exes combined.
😂😂😂
Call Chuck.
Call Dave.
Call your LS swap buddy.
Call that friend with six unfinished projects and poor impulse control.
Just don’t call asking if you’re driving it home.
Because the transmission already answered that question.
🏁🏁🏁
RUN, DON’T WALK.
KEEP THE SHINY SIDE UP.
TELL EVERYONE WHERE YOU GOT IT.