12/24/2022
Twas the night before Christmas and in the garage, There wasn't a trace of a Ford or a Dodge. The presents were wrapped and the lights were all lit, so I figured I'd mess with the old Chevy for a bit. I popped the latch and I lifted the hood, when a deep voice behind me said "Looks Pretty Good". Well as you can imagine, I turned pretty quick, And there, by the workbench, stood "Good old St. Nick" !!! We stood there a while, not too sure what to say, Then he said "don't suppose that you'd trade for my sleigh???", I said "no way, Santa" and started to grin, But if you got the time we could go for a spin!!! His round little mouth, all tied up like a bow, Turned into a smile as he said "Sure!!! Lets Go !!!" So as to not disturb all the neighbors retreat,,, We pushed my old Chevy quietly into the street,,, As I hit the key, the sound that erupted took him by surprise, But he liked it a lot, by the look in his eyes,,, With the four barrels wide open, and the headers a glow, We headed out to where all the old Chevys go,,, And Santa's grin widened, approaching his ears, with every up shift, as I went through the gears... Then he yelled, "Can't remember when I've felt so Alive", so I backed off the gas an asked "you wanna drive???" Old Santa was stunned when I gave him the keys, I noticed as he past the front bumper he shook at the knees!!! He was in awe as he gave a look around, then he grasp the chain steering wheel stomped the pedal down, the tires shook the ground!!! He slid the shifter into second an again into third!!! I sat there just watching... That stroker sounds so good... Then I heard him exclaim as we blasted from sight,,, "MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL...
WHAT A GREAT NIGHT !!!"
