Car Sick Nick

09/18/2026

One beige Buick got noticed, and now every sun fried sedan thinks it belongs in a museum with armed security.

09/18/2026

The ultimate track weapon for drivers with titanium knees, paid-off mortgages and unfinished wills.Chevrolet is reportedly developing a Corvette ZR1X AARP Track Package for drivers who can afford 1,250 horsepower but need both hands, a titanium knee and a controlled breathing exercise to exit the ve...

09/18/2026

The only thing more financially crippling than project car builds is the price of a tourist trap b**r right under this 200ft tall turbo compressor.

09/18/2026

Collectors arrive expecting hidden treasure and leave smelling like a wet dog.

09/18/2026

09/18/2026

With the new "After Dark" hue, buyers can now match their Durango to the exact shade of unpaid medical bills.

09/18/2026

Dodge spent 60 days and real money surgically removing the new Charger from the new Charger, then trailered the results to California so you'd stop reading its sales figures

08/14/2026

Touched the new 795hp Dark Horse SC convertible and instantly got 4 points on my driver's license 🫤

06/12/2026

Still hauls families, makes grocery runs, but now it looks pi**ed about it.

06/10/2026

2026 HOT ROD Power Tour Opens with Massive Crowds, Dimpled Chrome, and the Charm of a Bar Fight