12/24/2025
Listen Guys... Its Christmas Eve.... You should probably start thinking about starting your Christmas Shopping. I know... its rough... I know what you're thinking, just stop by StaMart or Petro Serve on the way home... A "Cowboy Butts Drive me Nuts" Magnet and a Mini Taser for the wife, Some of those little Toilet Candies and maybe a butterfly knife for the kids, hell, lets throw in a few 2006 Sturgis shirts for good measure because, HEY, your a giving father, and tis the season... Stick Figure stickers, fart noise machines and Vapes for everyone this Chistmas!
Psssssst.... Here's the secret you didn't want to hear...
#1. Lottery Tickets and Scratchers are NOT the real reason for the season. Its all about the JC!
#2. They don't want any of that stuff anyway.
They want Gift Certificates from Custom Truck and Auto Shine! They know they can be redeemed for any of the services they offer! Detail the wife's mini van so she can take it to smutty book club nite! Bodywork for your daughters barely running car because we all know it needs it! Hey lets Rhinoline Juniors PS5! Hell we can even sandblast you kids funny looking vase they have in their room. Dont you ever wonder why it always has water but no flowers... I digress.
Were open until Noon Christmas Eve for all your last minute shopping to make your whole family happy! Besides, we know you were just buying that magnet for yourself anyways....
Merry Christmas from Mike and the Gang at Custom Truck and Auto Shine!