ATI Diesel

09/01/2026

🚨 TEMPORARY CHANGE IN BUSINESS OPERATIONS 🚨

From September 2nd–7th, ATI Diesel will be transitioning from:

🔧 Turning wrenches → Turning burgers
🧰 Opening toolboxes → Opening coolers
📞 Answering phones → Ignoring phones
🛻 Looking under trucks → Looking for a good fishing spot
⏰ “What time is it?” → “Who cares?”

Productivity is expected to drop to dangerously low levels.

Morale is expected to be through the roof.

ATI Diesel will be CLOSED September 2nd–7th for Labor Day.

Normal levels of diesel-fueled chaos will resume September 8th. 😂

08/31/2026

⚠️ MISSING PERSONS REPORT ⚠️

Beginning September 2nd, several ATI Diesel employees may appear to have vanished.

Do not panic.

They may be located near:

🎣 A lake
🍔 A grill
🏕️ A campsite
🛋️ Their couch
🍺 Something cold
😴 Or literally anywhere that doesn't have a vehicle hoist

Please do not attempt to return them.

ATI Diesel is CLOSED September 2nd–7th for Labor Day.

They’ll wander back in on September 8th. 😂

08/30/2026

Yes, we’ve posted that we’re closed EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. 😂

Why? Because every time we close, without fail, somebody hits us with “Well I didn’t know you guys were closed.”

So this time we scheduled a f**k ton of reminders.

At this point, if you show up and we’re not here, that’s between you and your reading comprehension. 😂

See y’all when we’re back.

08/30/2026

📞 THANK YOU FOR CALLING ATI DIESEL.

If you’re calling September 2nd–7th, please select from the following options:

Press 1: Nobody’s here.
Press 2: Still nobody.
Press 3: See options 1 & 2.
Press 4: Yell “HELLO?!” into the phone anyway.
Press 5: Accept that we’re on vacation.

For all other concerns, please hang up and try again September 8th. 😂

Happy Labor Day from ATI Diesel!

08/29/2026

🚨 ATI DIESEL WILL BE CLOSED SEPTEMBER 2ND–7TH 🚨

Before we leave, we’d like to remind everyone:

Your ¾-ton pickup is not a bulldozer.

Your programmer is not a personality.

Your check engine light did not “just come on.”

That noise is not “probably fine.”

And your buddy who “used to work on diesels” is about three beers away from making this considerably more expensive.

Please behave yourselves until September 8th.

Or don’t.

Tow truck drivers have families to feed too. 😂

08/29/2026

Random shop things
Last week

08/28/2026

08/28/2026

Quality control?…. Never heard of her

08/28/2026

🚨 OFFICIAL NOTICE TO ALL DIESEL TRUCKS 🚨

ATI Diesel will be CLOSED September 2nd–7th.

Therefore, we are placing a temporary ban on:

• CP4s choosing violence
• Turbos identifying as smoke machines
• Transmissions discovering neutrals they didn’t have before
• Coolant making a break for freedom
• Injectors deciding they’ve contributed enough to society
• Anything beginning with “So I was doing a pull…”

If your truck breaks while we’re gone, that sounds like a September 8th problem.

Park it. Walk away. Have a beer.

And whatever you do…

DON’T LET YOUR BUDDY “TAKE A LOOK AT IT.”

That motherf**ker is how we end up with a 14-hour job. 😂

See you September 8th. 🔧

08/27/2026

Don’t see this everyday.