06/21/2026
π₯πͺ΅ Campfire Math: The Great Camping Mystery πͺ΅π₯
No matter how many bundles you buy, the math never seems to work out...
π¦ 1 bundle = 30 minutes
π¦π¦π¦π¦π¦ 5 bundles = also 30 minutes
Somewhere between "just one more log" and "LET'S MAKE IT BIGGER!" all laws of mathematics cease to exist. π
We don't know who needs to hear this, but a campfire is not supposed to be visible from space. ππ₯
Who's guilty of turning a relaxing campfire into a full-scale lumber consumption event? πββοΈπββοΈ