Onlywashes - tales from the tunnel.

06/10/2026

After a terrible interaction with a customer, what's the bumper sticker you know you'll see on the back of the vehicle?

06/10/2026

When you ask them if they were in neutral and they lie to your face while you see them moving their shifter.

06/04/2026

When they need to turn their wheel a little to the right to get on the track and they crank the wheel to the left and are driving at you instead

05/28/2026

When there's multiple mini vans in line at the interior clean carwash.

05/28/2026

Nastiest thing you've found cleaning the inside of a customers vehicle....🤢🪳🐁🩲🧻💩

05/28/2026

When you send the car and as it's rolling past, you see the bike rack on the back.

05/20/2026

Customers that switch lanes to the one with a person at the kiosk, just to act irritated by everything you say....

05/18/2026

What's a car make and model that you see pulling up and you just KNOW you'll hate the driver?

05/18/2026

05/15/2026

"Ya I just want your cheapest wash... be sure to get my wheel wells good with the prep gun, I'm tipping $2 this better be clean when I get out of the wash"