07/18/2022
Do you even rev bro???
Are you suffering from Small Tach Insecurity? Better known as STI!
Do you find yourself frequently having to shift at a depressing 6800-7300 range?
Possibly you feel the urge to resurrect the spirit of Colin McCrae in your Bugeye NA Impreza Outback Sport!?!
Are you wanting to channel your inner Travis Pastrana putting the Red in lying, Bull in your story and Wings to your hopes and dreams?
Perhaps you just bought a new flat brim Monster fitted hat and you like to wear it to the front?
Maybe you just finished a quad rotor swap, but would prefer not to have to go formula 1 gauges.
No matter your reason!
This RARE 2002 - 2003 JDM V7 STi gauge cluster is for you!
For only $333 picked Or $333 plus shipping! You can get all the fast and furious shift skills, Tokyo drift feels, for more than a "cheap deal"
Just like Han said "if you can do better than 180k they won't even try"
You shouldn't try either if a measly 161.5609 MPH (Metric Propaganda Hypocrisy) scares you.
HOWEVER!!! If you are ready to free yourself from the british imperial units with a tach that defies the laws of physics. So you can defy the laws of speed limits because your JDM Sti cluster has diplomatic immunity!
Than you are in you luck as this bad boy maxes out until 260 KM/H Aka 260 (Kameha Me / Has)
That's 260 dead Frieza's worth of speedometer!
The only other similar pieces of this JDM folklore were said to have been destroyed during a deleted scene of up to speed.
Legend has it that just the sight of this JDM monstrosity gave James Humphrey his heart attack and it had nothing to do with the effect of all the Nos Energy he was drinking each episode when they became a sponsor.
Anyways! If you made it this far with any brain cells left and a smile on your face! You are most definitely worthy!!! Please make me an offer that I may easily refuse and if you are confused as why? Please check the link below.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/115222454317
I am negotiable however please keep in mind that I am already committing JDM blasphemy by telling you these ancient secrets and selling it for half of what the eBay overlords are asking. As well as used up way too much of my Adhd typing this stupid ass ad!