JKP Services

06/10/2026

If you use a lot of oil, grease or degreaser get with me. With the prices of everything going crazy I guarantee you I can beat anyone’s price. 

05/22/2026

🚜 CUSTOMER:
“It was just making a small noise.”

👨‍🔧 THE MACHINE:
throws a track, leaks hydraulic oil everywhere, and starts sounding like a helicopter landing

If your equipment starts “making a noise,” don’t wait until it starts making payments too. 😂

📞 JKP Services
Heavy Equipment Repair
832-401-1152

05/21/2026

👨‍🔧 “How long has it been leaking?”

👷 Operator:
“Since before I started working here.”

At JKP Services, we don’t judge…
We just show up with tools, caffeine, and bad news. 😂🔧

📞 JKP Services
Heavy Equipment Repair
832-401-1152

05/20/2026

🥵 IT’S OFFICIALLY “NO A/C IN THE CAB” SEASON 🥵

Nothing humbles a grown man faster than sitting in a dozer cab with:
✔️ 102° heat
✔️ No air conditioning
✔️ Windows that barely open
✔️ And one fan blowing hotter air than the engine 😂

If your machine’s A/C is putting out “outside temperature,” it’s time to quit suffering.

📞 JKP Services
Heavy Equipment Repair
832-401-1152

Because operators deserve better than swamp air. ❄️🚜

05/20/2026

🚨 SHOP CONFESSION TIME 🚨

If you put standard bolts in metric starter holes because
“they were close enough”…

WE NEED TO TALK. 😂

Nothing builds character quite like drilling out stripped starter bolts on you airport tig at 7PM.

Save yourself the headache, busted knuckles, and creative language.

📞 JKP Services
Heavy Equipment Repair
832-401-1152
Fixing problems caused by “good enough” since day one. 🔧🚜

05/19/2026

05/19/2026

🌧️🚜 RAIN IS COMING... YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 🚜🌧️

That “small hydraulic leak” is about to turn into a full-on environmental disaster.
Batteries are fixing to die.
Tracks are gonna sink.
And somebody’s machine is already making a noise they’re “just gonna keep an eye on.” 👀😂

Don’t wait until your dozer becomes a submarine.
"We dont get rained out we get rained on"

📞 JKP Services
Heavy Equipment Repair
📱 832-401-1152

We fix the problems the rain finds. 💪🔧

04/28/2026

🔥 Is your A/C blowing hot air like it’s auditioning for the Sahara Desert? 🥵🌵

Don’t keep arguing with your thermostat like it owes you money.

Get that A/C fixed and working RIGHT with JKP Services! ❄️😎

We’ll have your cab so cold, your gonna need a jacket. 🐧😂

✅ Fast Service
✅ Honest Work
✅ Cold Air Restored

📞 Call or Text: 832-401-1152
JKP Services

Because sweating indoors should only happen during family arguments. 😂

04/08/2026

You never know what I’m gonna get into from day to day.
If it’s broken we can fix it.