Green Tree Automotive

Green Tree Automotive Local Mobile Automotive Mechanic

Replacing cv axle on a ‘06 Ford Escape.
08/10/2025

Replacing cv axle on a ‘06 Ford Escape.

07/18/2025

It happened shortly after 12:00pm in the 6800 block of Highway 58 south, between Hunter Road and Wolftever Landing Drive.

“Millions of Wrenches”(Parody of “Peaches”)Theme: Life as a mechanic who just can’t escape wrenches—at work, at home, ev...
06/26/2025

“Millions of Wrenches”

(Parody of “Peaches”)
Theme: Life as a mechanic who just can’t escape wrenches—at work, at home, even in dreams.

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Verse 1
Movin’ to the garage,
Gonna fix a Ford today,
Got a call from some guy
Sayin’ “Somethin’ broke again, okay?”

Walked into the shop
And I tripped on a socket tray—
Can’t escape the chrome,
They’re multiplying every day!

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Chorus
Millions of wrenches, wrenches for free
Millions of wrenches, wrenchin’ with me
Millions of wrenches, fall from the sky
Why’s there a crescent in my apple pie?!

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Verse 2
Open up my lunchbox—
Why’s there a ratchet in my ham?
Tried to take a shower—
Found a torque wrench in the damn drain pan.

Watched a TV show,
But the screen was full of bolts,
Girlfriend left a note that said,
“You love tools more than me, ya dolt.”

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Chorus
Millions of wrenches, all in my bed
Stepped on a Craftsman, now I see red
Millions of wrenches, crawling like ants
One turned up inside my pants!

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Bridge
They’re in my truck, they’re in my boots,
Even saw one chewing through my Chutes & Ladders—
I tried to run, but slipped again,
Now I dream in SAE and metric patterns…

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Outro Chorus
Millions of wrenches, haunting my brain
Tried to quit wrenchin’, but I’m insane
Millions of wrenches—wait, that one’s gold!
Might just sell it, then fix something old…

06/12/2025

I’m available all week for maintenance repairs on your vehicles.

To my customers and future customers. I’ll need the money for parts that I quote you. The labor part, I can work with yo...
03/10/2025

To my customers and future customers. I’ll need the money for parts that I quote you. The labor part, I can work with you on.

All quotes are the price of the parts plus tax. Labor is the price I quoted. No tax on labor.
03/09/2025

All quotes are the price of the parts plus tax. Labor is the price I quoted. No tax on labor.

“It’s tax season—time to invest in your ride! Take advantage of our tax-time special: brake pads, rotors & labor startin...
02/22/2025

“It’s tax season—time to invest in your ride! Take advantage of our tax-time special: brake pads, rotors & labor starting at $320 on most vehicles. Stay safe and save big—schedule your appointment today! Call us at 423-829-7085 or at (715) 571-3086 “

02/06/2025

2002 Chevy 1500 5.3L water pump replacement
Sorry, I didn’t get to record the removal & install process. When doing this replacement, I would recommend replacing the thermostat housing & any or all hoses if need be.

2017 Jeep Wrangler 3.6L. Changed out the thermostat housing. It is located right on the top side of the engine.
12/06/2024

2017 Jeep Wrangler 3.6L. Changed out the thermostat housing. It is located right on the top side of the engine.

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