Celina 52 Truck Stop

Celina 52 Truck Stop We post mostly daily around 11:20am ET. This page and Weaber Valley Speedway are our only pages. Everything we post is original content. We are a real place!

Located at 1897 Genesis Rd in Crossville, TN (Eco Travel Plaza). Follow for more!

UPDATE: A customer passed out from hotness while walking into the store during yesterdays excessive heat. Cashier Belind...
09/02/2026

UPDATE: A customer passed out from hotness while walking into the store during yesterdays excessive heat. Cashier Belinda noticed and sprang into action by lathering the man in mayonnaise to reflect the sunlight.

Belinda rubbed the man and whispered reassurances to him until EMS arrived and informed her that nothing she did was helpful. We are hopeful the man fully recovers and doesn't sue.

Congratulations to our Gay Manager Jacob on Employee of the Month for August! Jacob went undercover as a female lizard n...
08/31/2026

Congratulations to our Gay Manager Jacob on Employee of the Month for August! Jacob went undercover as a female lizard named "Cynnamin" before entering multiple semi trucks this weekend in a sting operation.

He completed the acts he was paid for by 4 different truckers in order to guarantee their conviction. Jacob was given two days off with pay and allowed to work pro-bonor in the lot in the future.

Thank you to our Blind Forklift Operator Donny for his presentation on the dangers of substance use and making responsib...
08/28/2026

Thank you to our Blind Forklift Operator Donny for his presentation on the dangers of substance use and making responsible choices to local students yesterday.

Donny ingested numerous substances during the presentation, giving the students hands on experience in administering a life saving injection to a dying man.

Donny was rushed to the hospital, where he remains in CIitoraI Condition. Thank you Donny.

We were excited to welcome Phil Mickelson at the truck stop recently. Once he informed us he was a professional PGA golf...
08/26/2026

We were excited to welcome Phil Mickelson at the truck stop recently. Once he informed us he was a professional PGA golfer, we allowed him to use our newly remodeled showers free of charge in exchange for photographing him for our social media.

Unfortunately, he was banned for life right after this photo for angrily pi***ng in front of several employees upon being told we didn't have enough shelf space to stock his beer brand.

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Rest in Peace to Dolly Parton, a former Celina 52 Cashier who worked here from 9 to 5 for many years.She would go on to ...
08/25/2026

Rest in Peace to Dolly Parton, a former Celina 52 Cashier who worked here from 9 to 5 for many years.

She would go on to become the greatest Tennessean to ever live. ❤️

WANTED: We are seeking information leading to the convection of the individual responsible for removing our Flock camera...
08/24/2026

WANTED: We are seeking information leading to the convection of the individual responsible for removing our Flock cameras over the weekend.

The suspect is a black male, roughly 8 foot tall, and was seen wearing light colored clothing with a black hat. There is a $20,000 reward leading to his capture. You can remain anomalous.

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HERO: Lead Cashier Colby Kappleman noticed a man consuming Pop Rocks and soda while smoking a cigarette. Fearing a volat...
08/21/2026

HERO: Lead Cashier Colby Kappleman noticed a man consuming Pop Rocks and soda while smoking a cigarette. Fearing a volatile reaction that could bring harm to the truck stop, Colby immediately sprang into action.

Colby induced emergency vomiting by applying close-fisted stomach strikes while manually stimulating the mans throat with his fingers. We commend Colby's quick-thinking to prevent a disaster. The man eventually survived.

Congratulations to Dalton, the monthly date night winner with our employee Nevaeh Petty. Both are recently single and wo...
08/19/2026

Congratulations to Dalton, the monthly date night winner with our employee Nevaeh Petty. Both are recently single and won a partial expense paid dinner to Romo's in Crossville.

Nevaeh is a desperate single mother looking for a father figure and husband. We hope Dalton will finally be the man she settles with, even though they are typically attracted to total opposite appearances. Good luck to these two lovebirds!

A Native American Burial Ground was built in our parking lot last night. Although our truck stop was here first, the Nat...
08/17/2026

A Native American Burial Ground was built in our parking lot last night. Although our truck stop was here first, the Native Americans insist this is their land and are demanding we vacate the premises immediately.

While this new burial ground explains the bad luck with our broken ice machine, armed robberies, and our inability to pay our employees a living wage since we opened in 1952, we have no plans to relocate at this time. Negotiations are ongoing.

Our mascot P**s Jugman was arrested yesterday after getting lost and violating his restraining order from Buc-ee's, ste...
08/14/2026

Our mascot P**s Jugman was arrested yesterday after getting lost and violating his restraining order from Buc-ee's, stealing 3 bags of Beaver Nuggets, and assaulting their beaver. His decent exposure charge was dropped.

P**s was extradited back across the street to Celina 52 where he was punished with a $5 per hour raise.

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1897 Genesis Road
Celina, TN
38555

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